Was at the game today with my young family. My one year old was tired so I got up and walked around with him for a while so he could get a little nap.

Somewhere below the east stands I had a crazy urge to poop but my kid was asleep on my shoulders and my seats so far away that I honestly felt I'd crap my pants if I didn't take care of it right away.

So what was a good dad to do? I wasn't about to ask someone to hold him while I duke. And I wanted my one year old to keep sleeping, so I carefully put him on my shoulders, walked into the handicap stall, decimated the bowl with a diarhea scene straight from dumb and dumber whilst a sleeping kid rested on my shoulders.