Me: Are you excited for your party?
Him: Are you coming?
Me: Ummm, no Im pretty far away bud.
Him: You have a car.
Me: No, mom has the car.
Him: Get on a plane.
Me: I'm sorry bud, I don't have a plane.
Him: Go to the airport.
Me:......Can you give the phone to mom?

I love my job, but days like this suck.