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Aug 2, 2016
8:22:34pm

cougaman All-American

the moment to understand exactly why its funny, and just how funny it is. Kinda like your username.

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cougaman

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Real Smoke Question - I'm in Dallas and I look at the meetings - I see Big12 today- I've provided proof. I thought they

SouthernBlueBlood All-American

8/2/16 3:11pm

Proof, thats what I like.

Count Cougar

8/2/16 3:12pm

Is that for today or tomorrow?

Bob Vance

8/2/16 3:12pm

It was for today- meeting is clearly over- maybe I can go through the trash?

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 3:13pm

Do you have to ASK US?? NO!! Come on man...get going!

ol' Blue Eyes

8/2/16 3:15pm

DIG YOU FOOL. DIG!

riboflavin

8/2/16 3:15pm

I'm not even joking. I would be all up in those trash cans

SJS

8/2/16 3:20pm

I did but they were emptied- I did find one agenda left on Coffe cup

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 3:31pm

And and..............

CougarBacker

8/2/16 3:53pm

there was a coffee stain over the #11 so I couldn't read it but #12 read "UH"

CT98

8/2/16 4:02pm

i wonder if "coffee stain is an omen that it isn't BYU

pappabear246

8/2/16 8:19pm

^^^^^^^THIS!!!!!! lol

LVCougarFan

8/2/16 4:42pm

Do it. Discreetly.

Wadds

8/2/16 3:17pm

Dress up as a custodian; people do it all the time

All-around BYU

8/2/16 3:22pm

No no no!!!! Do it dressed as a Houston fan

byuTX

8/2/16 3:58pm

They would know that this is a disguise.

cougaman

8/2/16 5:37pm

I recommend Fletch for some good ideas.

Beeg

8/2/16 6:13pm

I would go one step further. Get a jumpsuit and walk in pretending to be

IndependentGeorge

8/2/16 3:37pm

Neither. Looks like it's for 90 years from now

reddead

8/2/16 6:44pm

You're just about the 10th person to say this

Machiavelli

8/2/16 6:48pm

Haha, I know (facepalm) I didn't scroll down far enough

reddead

8/3/16 9:42am

It starts 90 years from now.

CougarTwins

8/2/16 3:12pm

Dang, beat me to it!

El Cougador

8/2/16 4:00pm

Ha! That meeting is in 90 years. R u a time traveller?

frontrowcougar

8/2/16 3:12pm

No it's was for today- that's real

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 3:14pm

Why don't you ask the front desk?

nephicoug

8/2/16 3:13pm

yeah, tell them you are looking to give something to someone that was

Bob Vance

8/2/16 3:15pm

I'm sure it is a typo

CougarVeteran

8/2/16 3:16pm

what, the 2106 thing, or the entire set of phrases before it?

Bob Vance

8/2/16 3:22pm

Obviously the 2106 thing

CougarVeteran

8/2/16 3:23pm

Then did you mean to reply to someone else?

Bob Vance

8/2/16 3:24pm

Sorry, appears I did

CougarVeteran

8/2/16 3:38pm

yes, go into "Fletch" mode

Crush4

8/2/16 3:18pm

That's from the future...for the year 2106. How did you do that?

ol' Blue Eyes

8/2/16 3:13pm

I've no idea what the number means but it is legit meeting that happened today

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 3:15pm

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say the 1 and 0 are transposed

SonsOfAlvin

8/2/16 3:40pm

Yup, nothing gets past the true geniuses.

Big Daddy D

8/2/16 4:44pm

DON'T LET HIM LEAVE BOWLSBY, DON'T LET HIM LEAVE!

darkcoug

8/2/16 3:17pm

<< Deleted >>

darkcoug

8/2/16 3:14pm

stake out the door and look for Tom!!

budYu

8/2/16 3:14pm

Hopefully it is related to expansion, but it could be anything.

TheLoneCougar

8/2/16 3:15pm

I'm wondering if it is between the Big 12 and the TV partners

CougarVeteran

8/2/16 3:15pm

That's what I was thinking.

BamaCoug

8/2/16 3:20pm

Hmmm, meeting in a Marriott, huh? Can't get any smokier than that!!!!

CalGTR

8/2/16 3:17pm

Suck on that fedex!

jakesnake

8/2/16 3:19pm

if somethings in the trash this could be one of the best days in CB history

4mack

8/2/16 3:17pm

I'm not sure it was once I found the doc- also found 2017 women final four org

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 3:30pm

Meeting's not until August 2106. We're going to be waiting another 90 yrs

Jennerstein

8/2/16 3:18pm

Dead serious. GO LOOK IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM FOR MATERIALS. TRASH, ETC.

RugbyCoug

8/2/16 3:19pm

Better yet put on a BYU shirt and go to the bar and buy a round for Bowlsby and

monkeycowboy

8/2/16 3:20pm

Best response so far!

Texas Hammer

8/2/16 3:21pm

Agreed, tell them you accidentally threw away your retainer, and your dad is

SJS

8/2/16 3:24pm

No work meeting you have is more important than getting to that room

run26

8/2/16 6:01pm

I would be in the dumpster and piecing things from the shredder together

Bobmarleyjr

8/2/16 7:22pm

You should have just walked in, sat down, acted like you knew what you were doin

Romex

8/2/16 3:20pm

George Costanza style...I like it

WhiteKnight

8/2/16 3:24pm

RE: Real Smoke Question - I'm in Dallas and I look at the meetings - I see Big12

Crush4

8/2/16 3:28pm

So I went down to the room and someone left the agenda- tell me what you see if anything.

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 3:28pm

Team cheese update? ITS HAPPENING

Nathanael Greene

8/2/16 3:31pm

I know an agenda whisperer. I will get back to you on the results.

RealityCheck

8/2/16 5:29pm

So who's Team Cheese?!

Twin Roots

8/2/16 3:32pm

Team Cheese = Vocal Point. We are in!!

mcnasty

8/2/16 4:12pm

Team Cheese update?

Hoosier Cougar

8/2/16 3:32pm

Ok, that's about the funniest thing I've read here in a year!

Blue Print

8/2/16 3:45pm

I believe this refers to a team that was cut.

Skipshot

8/2/16 3:55pm

Or maybe shredded.

Blue Print

8/2/16 4:04pm

this deserves a LOT more laugh faces! (when I posted this there were only 2)

ColonelMustard7

8/2/16 6:56pm

For sure!!

BYUHgrad

8/3/16 12:08am

Code for Choose Team update.

eyes4byu

8/2/16 5:16pm

ROFL....now that right there is funny!

Lifi

8/2/16 10:12pm

Team cheese = code name for BYU + Cinci?

cougarnerd

8/2/16 3:32pm

We need to figure out what was said re: Team Cheese Update!

Texas Hammer

8/2/16 3:33pm

RE: We need to figure out what was said re: Team Cheese Update!

Romex

8/2/16 3:44pm

Thank you CB for this thread - I have not laughed this hard in a long time

jmjcougs

8/2/16 6:29pm

"Senior Staff Retreat." Disappointing, but good eye, SBB.

Wadds

8/2/16 3:33pm

Now wait whose Edward Stewart and what's "football command center"?

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 3:34pm

Assistant Commissioner for Football and Student Services

cypresstx

8/2/16 3:41pm

He's legit here's his linked in profile

franklyvulgar

8/2/16 3:43pm

Interesting that he attended Nebraska and worked as an asst AD at Mizzou

nephicoug

8/2/16 3:45pm

I'd love to see his LinkedIn "who's viewed your profile" graph for today.

Cheap Seats

8/2/16 11:13pm

"Take me to Football Command Center" #Yoda

qwerew

8/2/16 9:41pm

I think it's a level in the James Bond 64 video game

ColonelMustard7

8/2/16 9:44pm

All names on the agenda are legit. link:

Machiavelli

8/2/16 4:20pm

This is awesome

cruiserhead

8/2/16 3:33pm

2006 - Ed Stewart Named Big 12 Conference Assistant Commissioner for Football

Twin Roots

8/2/16 3:33pm

Who is "Team Cheese"? Sounds like a code word.

Veracruz

8/2/16 3:34pm

Pretty sure it's Studio C

chazen

8/2/16 7:46pm

I wonder what "Other Business" refers to????

nephicoug

8/2/16 3:36pm

Can you turn the picture? I can't read sideways. I have a neck brace on.

PigglyWiggly

8/2/16 3:36pm

Rotate your computer to the right

cougarnerd

8/2/16 3:37pm

Looks more like an AD meeting, not board of directors level. Good chance expansion was at least mentioned at some point,

CalGTR

8/2/16 3:37pm

Or, like others have noted, conference office senior staff. Would have been a great place to grill some folks for intel.

CalGTR

8/2/16 3:41pm

Maybe there's code words on the agenda that actually mean expansion

franklyvulgar

8/2/16 3:44pm

If you eat enough cheese, expansion is quick to follow.

Bubba Gravity

8/2/16 4:00pm

Every one of these people is listed in the Big 12 directory. (LINK)

Wadds

8/2/16 3:37pm

How do I change my CB name to Team Cheese?

ImBlueDaBaDe

8/2/16 3:38pm

this has to win POTD

cruiserhead

8/2/16 3:39pm

Big 12 staff intentionally leaves "agenda" for CBer to find. Now laughing at masterful trolling success.

ImBlueDaBaDe

8/2/16 3:41pm

Team Cheese is a clear reference to USU. That could be bad for us.

JoeMamaBesser

8/2/16 3:43pm

It is interesting to see that Bob Bowlsby was NOT there

nephicoug

8/2/16 3:43pm

You just earned potd sir. I wonder if adriel is the captain of team cheese?

Backcountry

8/2/16 3:44pm

If I'm TH, I present this post as bullet point #1 in our case for inclusion

The Y's Insider

8/2/16 3:44pm

Or as evidence when the Big 12 asks for a restraining order

CougarVeteran

8/2/16 4:25pm

RE: So I went down to the room and someone left the agenda- tell me what you see

Beyerball

8/2/16 3:45pm

Can you find Tim Weiser, Deputy Commissioner in the lobby bar and debrief him?

RugbyCoug

8/2/16 3:49pm

Here's what Tim Weiser looks like

RugbyCoug

8/2/16 3:51pm

what is STO mean in #10?

franklyvulgar

8/2/16 3:52pm

Strategic something something?

stoils

8/2/16 4:39pm

Srategic team offers

SweetBabyG

8/2/16 5:45pm

Google tells me it's Star Trek Online.

Machiavelli

8/2/16 6:10pm

I love that we have people everywhere

HendyCoug

8/2/16 3:52pm

Is there some way to have this framed on CB somewhere?

Bob Vance

8/2/16 4:20pm

You my friend will go down in CB history for your contributions...

BYUHouston11

8/2/16 4:23pm

Team Cheese is Cincinnatti. In corporate America, when we do acquisitions...

BuffaloCougs

8/2/16 4:23pm

Has no one said this yet? We are definitely holy. #weareteamcheese

byujdmba

8/2/16 7:19pm

This should permanently put those "Football Only" rumors to rest!

flyonawall

8/2/16 4:26pm

Weiser is deputy commish. One would think if expansion was being discussed

Dat_rmishner

8/2/16 6:28pm

The OP said meeting from 9a-3pm. This agenda says 10a-130pm.

kalifi

8/2/16 6:44pm

We often times reserve a meeting room an hour earlier and later than the meeting

StalwartBraveTrue

8/3/16 12:55am

I see too many "future" line items. And needing to define "volunteer" vs pto

NotOfYourFaithBYUFAN

8/2/16 7:26pm

so I totally thought you typed this up just too be funny (especially with all

ColonelMustard7

8/2/16 7:39pm

I just want to be a part of this post

sah22

8/2/16 11:34pm

If I had another POTD...

ColonelMustard7

8/3/16 3:51pm

Noted!

sah22

8/3/16 9:22pm

Someone posted this before but 'Provo'lone is a cheese.

conetah

8/3/16 12:35am

sorry folks it looks like Uconn is in if they are looking at staffing the WBB

stonecougar

8/3/16 6:22am

This will be a CougarBoard thread long remembered.

Six Foot Seven

8/3/16 6:55am

Here's a couple of things to do: 1. dig in the trash. 2. see if there was a

ol' Blue Eyes

8/2/16 3:31pm

How long have you worked for the CIA?

SJS

8/2/16 3:35pm

I did that once, and to this day (6 years later) I still carry that little piece

Rocketman

8/2/16 3:44pm

Edward Stewart is the assistant director of football for the Big12

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 3:38pm

Senior associate commissioner - Football

JOPE

8/2/16 3:42pm

You realize how completely crazy we all are, right? The B12 would think we've got to be the craziest fan base ever.

soupie

8/2/16 3:40pm

At least they would know how big our "footprint" is. We're EVERYWHERE!

ImBlueDaBaDe

8/2/16 3:44pm

"Would think?" Ha! We B the craziest!

BamaCoug

8/2/16 4:10pm

LinkedIn?

IrishCooga

8/2/16 3:47pm

His favorite cheese? Blue of course.

Blue Print

8/2/16 3:51pm

Thread favorited. This is epic. 😂😂😂😂

Balloon

8/2/16 3:51pm

Annnnnd favorited! Never has CB sunk so low it risen so high all at once (Tag: Big XII meeting)

byuTX

8/2/16 4:02pm

Expansion talk must be in Other Business.

WDaddy

8/2/16 4:11pm

Real question - Do you work at this Marriott or were you just creeping?

Machiavelli

8/2/16 4:24pm

Haha: neither I'm here for work staying at this location

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 4:31pm

ha! You just revealed yourself! You work for b12!

ryebrye

8/2/16 4:35pm

That would make me a real insider

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 4:36pm

And you were able to see the whole meeting schedule??

Machiavelli

8/2/16 4:47pm

They left it out in the open- I'm not sure it gave us anything but it certainly was fun

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 5:00pm

Someone needs to mail everyone on the agenda a cheese gift basket with BYU logos

taquineur

8/2/16 4:30pm

"Thank you for your consideration, BYU aka Team Cheese"

kalifi

8/2/16 6:29pm

pfft... meeting in a pair of hairdresser salons, how serious can they be?

ColoSpgs

8/2/16 4:44pm

This post ranks as one of the top 10 of CB history

DogBoy

8/2/16 4:48pm

I'll second this.

boss

8/2/16 5:24pm

Tim Weiser, who called the meeting to order, is the AD at KSU

Archaea

8/2/16 4:53pm

I rank this discovery on par with the dead sea scrolls

nc-puma

8/2/16 5:07pm

"Let us in gentlemen, we know all about Team Cheese!"

silentvelcro

8/2/16 5:14pm

LOL

bccoug

8/2/16 6:52pm

2nd greatest CB thread ever, right behind the "we should punt on 3rd down" post

zerome4sooners

8/2/16 5:32pm

I live 5 minutes from that hotel.

motown

8/2/16 6:09pm

Go get the entire dumpster and bring it back for us to piece it together

Bobmarleyjr

8/2/16 7:41pm

SouthernBlueBlood almost has over 100 POTD nominations

Machiavelli

8/2/16 6:16pm

Slow clap for the world's greatest trolling job!!! Historic job, sir!

StalwartBraveTrue

8/2/16 6:33pm

I promise this was no troll- I've had a blast sharing it- I was hoping for even more but part of the fun is the journey

SouthernBlueBlood

8/2/16 8:03pm

Yeah thanks for getting/ sharing agenda. I wish I could get their dumpster

Bobmarleyjr

8/2/16 8:53pm

It just looks like a last minute agenda. No corporate letterhead, nothing.

StalwartBraveTrue

8/3/16 12:58am

I bet Team Cheese is Baylor.

TaiJuan

8/2/16 6:51pm

This thread is why I LOVE Cougarboard. You guys make me laugh.

Adrielle

8/2/16 7:24pm

This is the kind of thing where you have to be here constantly and be here in

cougaman

8/2/16 8:22pm

Out of all the BNSF meetings I get sent to... Why couldn't it be THAT one.

tjngirlz

8/2/16 10:48pm

Good to see the Mormon Mafia hard at work

Shaka

8/2/16 11:22pm

The meeting is not till August 2106...

HangookCoug

8/3/16 8:58am

About 10 people beat you to the punch there Hangook

Machiavelli

8/3/16 9:03am

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