1 - When it was still Ricks (the current BYU-I) they used to host the Varsity Olympics for scouts. For some unknown reason they used to issue speedos as swimwear for anybody using the pool. A guy in our troop got into position for a relay race and when it was his turn he dove in and starting swimming like crazy. It took him a minute to realize that his dive tore his speedo right off and it was floating at the edge of the pool right next to the female college student that was in the pool helping with the event.

He had to slowly swim back, grab his speedo and put it back on with this sweet, young thing laughing at him.

2 - When at Helaman Halls we would have a nightly floor prayer/devotional. One night a guy that was on the swim team came out and modeling his latest speedo for us. He was so psyched about how tight and awesome it was. Anyway, in the middle of flexing and modeling it literally ripped in half and fell right of of him.