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Aug 25, 2016
10:36
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spoxjox
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Get rid of the fridge.
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I'm at a loss. I don't know what to do. They're killing me, and I've lost contrl
ClackamasCoug
8/25/16 9:51pm
Buy a refrigerator that beeps constantly until it's closed.
brazilcoug
8/25/16 9:51pm
or a refrigerator alarm
BlueBlood
8/25/16 9:52pm
Mine does this, it has saved us many times
JOPE
8/25/16 9:56pm
Yep. Me too.
brazilcoug
8/25/16 9:59pm
Get a padlock for the fridge. Access to the fridge is a privilege.
KingDave
8/25/16 9:52pm
I'm feeling it... tell me more.
ClackamasCoug
8/25/16 9:53pm
When they want something from the fridge, they need to ask you for the key
KingDave
8/25/16 9:59pm
Yup. Otherwise they get room temperature items from the pantry.
mightybrick
8/26/16 12:04am
Your wife too?
P-townCoug
8/25/16 9:54pm
Well... she is a HCBW so maybe she's trying to cool it down a bit.
ClackamasCoug
8/25/16 9:57pm
That's a good reason.
P-townCoug
8/25/16 10:08pm
Really? Who doesn't shut the refrigerator door, my 2 year old shuts the door
akmewg
8/25/16 9:57pm
We used to have a fridge in the garage where the freezer would pop open when you shut the fridge.
El Jefe
8/25/16 10:01pm
Freaking rich CB owners!
TheDeek
8/25/16 11:12pm
Mwahahaha!
El Jefe
8/25/16 11:13pm
Cue a Nickleback song to play on repeat whenever the door is open
SausageKing
8/25/16 10:06pm
"With doors wide open!"
MantiCoug
8/25/16 10:09pm
Not sure what to say about the HCBW. But for your kids, if you see it open ask
Northwest Cougar
8/25/16 10:07pm
. . . and give them an extra job to do each time they don't close it
squidmark
8/25/16 10:19pm
did you marry an animal?
Mayor of Cougartown
8/25/16 10:07pm
Well... she was a Cougarette.
ClackamasCoug
8/25/16 10:37pm
was she born in a barn.. this is pretty basic civilized living stuff.
Mayor of Cougartown
8/26/16 10:43pm
You could also make them pay for the higher than average electric bill and
KingDave
8/25/16 10:08pm
Take the extra bill money out of your wife's monthly shopping allowance
ldssdl
8/25/16 10:19pm
Just empty it and leave it that way. You'll need to throw everything out anyway.
CrackerJack
8/25/16 10:12pm
Sorry for your pain but dang
TNT
8/25/16 10:12pm
Murder
Backcountry
8/25/16 10:18pm
TNT is pretty sure this is against board rules
TNT
8/25/16 10:21pm
You have my attention...
ClackamasCoug
8/25/16 10:37pm
does your wife have a history of mental illness in her family?
mosterlow
8/25/16 10:19pm
Camera. Week long dish duty for anyone that leaves it open.
JAGA97
8/25/16 10:21pm
Get rid of the fridge.
spoxjox
8/25/16 10:36pm
I got nothin' cuz I have a handful of things I'm constantly telling my wife and
FierceArc
8/25/16 11:45pm
Take away something they like every time it happens (tv, phones, etc)
Thrill
8/26/16 12:58am
Raise the front so high that gravity will swing door shut automatically.
Megamind
8/26/16 6:53am
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