Especially if he got captured and sent to a blacksite.

Pros:
• Inhales approximately 2.5 gallons of water every time he takes a bath, rendering him impervious to waterboarding.
• No reservations or compunctions about being naked in front of other people.
• Can withstand being force-fed the following foods: anything green, anything with “texture”, anything that cannot be dipped, or anything not shaped like something else.
• Can sleep in stress positions, including but not limited to the third shelf of an 18”x24” bookcase.
• Literally does not care about your demands.

Cons:
• Will give up any and all information if operators offer him candy. Not even the good stuff. He'd turn on his own kin for a half eaten bag of stale Halloween Whoppers.