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May 26, 2017
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DapperDan

Bio page: DapperDan
Joined: Jan 9, 2002
Last login: May 1, 2020
Total posts: 68,542 (22,989 FO)

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Quote a movie line that does not include the title, but totally reveals what movie you are talking about

thaws Good Guy Idiot

5/26/17 9:48am

Say Hello to my little friend.

thaws

5/26/17 9:49am

Adriaaaan!

deejo

5/26/17 9:49am

Hold on to your butts

bushy7

5/26/17 9:50am

"I want some butts!"

The Lone Star Cougar

5/26/17 9:54am

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.

AndyDwyer

5/26/17 12:31pm

You healed me!! I know you can heal this ox!!

GuitarGuy

5/26/17 9:50am

Or "Marriage is a grand reward for kindness."

NOCAL_YFAN

5/26/17 10:22am

Or "Wherever you are is Zion."

Florwood

5/26/17 10:48am

Here's Johnny

deejo

5/26/17 9:50am

Ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky?

dratax

5/26/17 9:50am

Well do ya punk!

Chicago Cougar

5/26/17 10:33am

Aloha Mr Hand

WDaddy

5/26/17 9:50am

I see dead people

stoils

5/26/17 9:50am

I see them all the time.

Florwood

5/26/17 10:48am

We're the three best friends that anyone could have

maxpowers

5/26/17 9:51am

So.... you're saying there's a chance

bushy7

5/26/17 9:52am

May the force be with you

cougarfan84

5/26/17 9:53am

I've got a bad feeling about this

BigYfan

5/26/17 9:59am

You shall not pass!

Cougar-Duck

5/26/17 9:53am

I'd just as soon kiss a wookie

Mikey

5/26/17 9:53am

RE: I'd just as soon kiss a wookie

Dwight Schr-UTE

5/26/17 11:15am

I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

DapperDan

5/26/17 9:53am

Do not seek the treasure

stoils

5/26/17 11:30am

I'm the king of the world!

jreid191

5/26/17 9:54am

I want my two dollars!

Mikey

5/26/17 9:54am

I'm your Huckleberry

gaspasscoug

5/26/17 9:54am

Mahana you ugly

StantonMac

5/26/17 9:54am

"Your mom goes to college"

The Lone Star Cougar

5/26/17 9:54am

It's gonna blow!!

Nikomedes

5/26/17 9:55am

Are you too good for your home?

gaspasscoug

5/26/17 9:55am

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a (darn)

jreid191

5/26/17 9:55am

show me the money!!!

Mayor of Cougartown

5/26/17 9:55am

Turn on the porch light, mama, we're coming home!

DrKennethNoisewater

5/26/17 9:55am

"Can i borrow your towel? My car hit a water

CarolinaCoug

5/26/17 9:55am

Ball Bearings, it's all ball bearings nowadays

GeauxCougs

5/26/17 10:08am

Let's get out of here!

BigD Coug

5/26/17 9:55am

You want the truth, you can't handle the truth

Mayor of Cougartown

5/26/17 9:55am

You're telling me that you built a time machine out of a Delorean?

Cougar86

5/26/17 9:56am

Dying ain't much of a living.

neboutefan

5/26/17 9:56am

Hakuna Mutata

Sir_Ten

5/26/17 9:56am

You complete me

JohnnyComeLately

5/26/17 9:56am

I'll hit you so *fruiting* hard your dog will bleed

boogers

5/26/17 9:56am

Hey richard is this your coat? Fat guy in a little coat.

Mayor of Cougartown

5/26/17 9:57am

"I think of a man. And I take away reason and accountability."

Huge Manatee

5/26/17 9:57am

Surely you can't be serious.

BigD Coug

5/26/17 9:57am

I'll be back.

Mayor of Cougartown

5/26/17 9:57am

does NOT reveal which movie this is!!!

Cougarclaw

5/26/17 11:01am

Terminator 2

Mayor of Cougartown

5/26/17 11:20am

RE: Terminator 2

Cougarclaw

5/26/17 12:56pm

yeah but not.

Mayor of Cougartown

5/26/17 3:03pm

"He's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now."

WhiteKnight

5/26/17 9:57am

Get that corn out of my face

DesertBlues

5/26/17 9:58am

This same question came up on one of those promoted ad posts on my FB wall last night....I assume it did for you too

indocoug

5/26/17 9:58am

"No, it's Iowa."

TayPower

5/26/17 9:58am

Hey Sanka, ya dead, mon?

Caboom

5/26/17 9:58am

You know Jill you remind me of my mother. She was the biggest w---e in Alameda

UneducatedFan

5/26/17 9:59am

This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Cougar-Duck

5/26/17 9:59am

MARK IT ZERO!!!

joelvandyne

5/26/17 10:34am

Any line from ghostbusters

BYUheaven

5/26/17 10:00am

He hates these cans!

BigD Coug

5/26/17 10:00am

Lotioning...oiling...oiling...lotioning...

buffgato

5/26/17 10:00am

It puts the lotion in the basket

BYUheaven

5/26/17 10:02am

I can't take it anymore!!!!

TayPower

5/26/17 10:35am

"Kronk. Why did I think you could do this? It's like I'm talking to a monkey. A really really big monkey named KRONK!

RSLCoug

5/26/17 10:00am

Hey Dad, want to have a game of catch?

byukirty

5/26/17 10:00am

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Mikey

5/26/17 10:01am

unfortunately most of us will never forget that line.

BYUheaven

5/26/17 10:03am

"Yippee Ki Yay mother ...."

300BLK

5/26/17 10:02am

Oh man.....so close to getting it....can you give me one more word?

Longbow Cougar

5/26/17 12:28pm

It puts the lotion on its skin. It does what it's told or it gets the hose again

Backcountry

5/26/17 10:02am

I want my two dollars!

CarolinaCoug

5/26/17 10:02am

Luke, I am your father!!

fatslob1975

5/26/17 10:05am

*No! I am your father!

5/26/17 10:10am

My Blue Ray special featuredisk Says Luke

fatslob1975

5/26/17 10:15am

YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, (DARN) YOU! (GOSH) (DARN) YOU ALL TO (HECK)!!!!

Mikey

5/26/17 10:05am

"So its sortta social,right? Demented and sad,but social."

CarolinaCoug

5/26/17 10:05am

Sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

Six Foot Seven

5/26/17 10:07am

Morons! I'm surrounded by Morons!

Six Foot Seven

5/26/17 10:07am

I am one with the force and the force is with me

Biyamiti

5/26/17 10:08am

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya." I think I can get all but about two so far.

gwalker

5/26/17 10:10am

Man, you are one pathetic loser.

cougfanblue

5/26/17 10:13am

I love it when a plan comes together.

Six Foot Seven

5/26/17 10:15am

Only a flesh wound. I feel better. What! is your favorite color? She turned me into a newt. (so many)

soupie

5/26/17 10:15am

I am Groot.

claw

5/26/17 10:15am

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

Homercles

5/26/17 10:16am

1 in a million

MajorZeus

5/26/17 10:22am

I've been slimed.

hxmCougar2000

5/26/17 10:22am

Sweep the leg

NOCAL_YFAN

5/26/17 10:24am

Oh, Sam

cougarnerd

5/26/17 10:25am

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

NOCAL_YFAN

5/26/17 10:25am

Here's Johnny!

Frank Castiglione

5/26/17 10:27am

I ate his liver with some Fava beans and a nice chianti

Frank Castiglione

5/26/17 10:29am

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."

Monomachos

5/26/17 10:29am

Leave the gun, keep the cannoli

Frank Castiglione

5/26/17 10:30am

Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

Bert609

5/26/17 10:33am

My favorite movie

Backcountry

5/26/17 11:49am

Top 5 for me, easily. Very underrated.

Bert609

5/26/17 12:10pm

"Open the pod bay doors HAL"

Cachanilla83

5/26/17 10:33am

Houston, we have a problem.

Freddie Cougar

5/26/17 10:34am

You are a specter for the gods

bushy7

5/26/17 10:38am

"Look! It's the African Anteater ritual!"

TayPower

5/26/17 10:38am

Captain, I cannot concur.

Freddie Cougar

5/26/17 10:40am

Frankly my dear, I don't give a .....

Freddie Cougar

5/26/17 10:40am

Look Mister, there's two kinds of dumb....

NOCAL_YFAN

5/26/17 10:42am

They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do!

Manutd

5/26/17 10:42am

A gun rack? I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would...

TayPower

5/26/17 10:43am

Ah, Nuprin. Little. Yellow. Different.

TayPower

5/26/17 10:43am

"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a...

TayPower

5/26/17 10:46am

I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

Freddie Cougar

5/26/17 10:44am

It's in the hole!

Jersey hunter

5/26/17 10:45am

It's all ball bearings these days. Maybe you need a refresher course!

NOCAL_YFAN

5/26/17 10:45am

WILSON!!! WILLLLSSSOOOOONNNNN!!

NOCAL_YFAN

5/26/17 10:47am

I love you..... I know

bushy7

5/26/17 10:50am

Also..."I love you." "Ditto."

cougfanblue

5/26/17 10:54am

Hi Ted, I don't know where you're going, but can you call in sick?

Cougarclaw

5/26/17 11:04am

If someone asks, if you're a god, you say YES!

Cougarclaw

5/26/17 11:04am

Shome Shthings in Heah don't Reasch too well to Bulletsh

Cougarclaw

5/26/17 11:04am

Oh My! Where did you get that LOVELY spatula!?

Cougarclaw

5/26/17 11:05am

is this corn hand shucked?

zephyr

5/26/17 11:18am

I'm a sailor! I sail! Ahoy!

TayPower

5/26/17 11:38am

Mahana you ugly!

UneducatedFan

5/26/17 11:18am

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning"

Nat Gas Man

5/26/17 12:00pm

"You're killing me smalls" and "Sloth loves Chunk"

theoptionsucks

5/26/17 12:11pm

"At my signal, unleash hell"

Nat Gas Man

5/26/17 12:23pm

I'll take these Huggies, plus whatever cash you got.

BigD Coug

5/26/17 1:57pm

Son, you got a panty on your head

thaws

5/26/17 2:04pm

"Well, no, unless you think round is funny"

Breaded Hamster

5/26/17 9:20pm

"Are you not entertained?!"

MN Stork

5/26/17 4:35pm

I want to see Montana

JayOwen

5/26/17 5:09pm

"Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?"

Breaded Hamster

5/26/17 9:27pm

You cant handle the truth.

BW84

5/26/17 10:57pm

Get off my lawn.

Blue Plate Special

5/26/17 11:05pm

Game over, man! Game over!

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