If I order a shake it better come with a spoon.

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Jun 23, 2017
4:13:48pm

Triggerhappybunny All-American

If I order a shake it better come with a spoon.

I don't want to suck it through a straw like some kind of hippy. I want huge chunks of goodness in there and I want it to rise up out of the cup in it's majesty.

You can save your premixed, frappe, milk drink for people who don't know any better, but my shake better be a thick conglomerate of happiness.

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Triggerhappybunny

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If I order a shake it better come with a spoon.

Triggerhappybunny

6/23/17 4:13pm

Apollo gives you both. I'll take it.

SandYFan

6/23/17 4:14pm

They have that... It's called ice cream

Fetchin Fetcher

6/23/17 4:15pm

Listen you Fetchin Fetcher. It's different.

Triggerhappybunny

6/23/17 4:16pm

And it's way better than a shake (aka, melted ice cream)

fattycoug

6/23/17 4:17pm

it's not melted at all. Sounds like you need to

6/23/17 4:32pm

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Abe Froman

6/23/17 4:16pm

You beat me to it

CaliWG

6/23/17 4:17pm

What you describe is called ice cream, not a milk shake

CaliWG

6/23/17 4:16pm

Utah=Thick Milkshake Cali=Thin Crapshake

Triggerhappybunny

6/23/17 4:18pm

Have to use a spoon = not a shake.

PharmD

6/23/17 4:16pm

Ok whatever you want to call it, but it's way better than a shake you can suck

Mr. Belding

6/23/17 4:25pm

That's because it's not a shake at all. If you just want ice cream, get ice

6/23/17 4:30pm

If I order a shake, it better come with a burger & fries.

6/23/17 4:20pm

Milkshake should go through a straw but not easily.

Baron

6/23/17 4:23pm

That's trademarked, son.

benny1982

6/23/17 4:24pm

There needs to be a generic name for it though.

mudpupper

6/23/17 4:26pm

Mixed up soft-served ice cream ?

Baron

6/23/17 4:27pm

Yeah, it's called a shake

Dissenter

6/23/17 4:28pm

It's a shake, but not a milkshake.

benny1982

6/23/17 4:36pm

I don't know of anyone that actually uses that distinction. I am going

Baron

6/23/17 4:40pm

I do because it's easier than calling it "mixed up soft-served ice cream."

benny1982

6/23/17 4:43pm

*should be so thick you use two straws

Paco

6/23/17 4:34pm

Cakeshake at Portillos.... that's the ticket

CLCougar

6/23/17 4:42pm

I want malt in it

RWaters

6/23/17 5:46pm

Very similar to just eating ice cream

1-Wing RCAF

6/23/17 6:03pm

A milkshake is not a milkshake unless it is scooped real ice cream into a cup, s

Backcountry

6/23/17 7:06pm

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