"World Today: Superkid was gunned down today when world government officials attempted to take the last human driven car away from Superkid when Superkid resisted the will of the People and was shot with tazer-infused bullets. Superkid later cried 'give me driving or give me death!' before dying in a local mental re-education center.

We will now return you to 'Gladiatorial Games: Neighborhood women fight to the death' after these messages."