Nowhere else does one faction of the fanbase actively, passionately hate on half of the same fanbase, while both sides go merrily on their way pretending it's all good.

Show up whenever there's any mention of the church school, bash said church in the ugliest ways one can conjure, cheer on your team--with its players and coaches who are members of the same church.

For bonus points, explain to all who will listen how irrelevant to your life the church school is.

It all makes perfect sense. If you're a Ute.

Utah FTW.