do it 3 times (not choke and get a ring)
Also, there are many jokes for why the Dodgers suck. I don't think all the jokes are the same. This is just the common joke for why Kershaw is a choker. Kershaw doesn't suck, he is unbelievable. I actually generally like the guy and the way he handles himself. He just hasn't performed as well in the playoffs. On the other hand, Bumgarner is a good regular season pitcher, and an amazing post-season pitcher. He also needs to stay off dirt bikes.
You can rest assured the reasons the Dodgers suck won't all go away if they win . It is all in good fun and makes for a great rivalry.