Folks,

I'm sorry to be the person to tell you this but there are people in the world who hate you just because your kid is screaming. Thats too bad. As a father myself i understand that some times kids just lose it. It happens to the best of us, so i understand the frustration.

I'm not like those people. I hate you due to your complete ambivalence to your caterwauling whelp. Fran Drescher and Gilbert Godfried spawning a creature would be easier on the ears than this. You gotta understand that, right? I know that with enough exposure some things lose their painful edge, but this would be like running your hands through a blow torch and on the 10th time saying it didn't hurt. You know how horrible this is.

Please attend this monster. Please get off your phone and attempt to make this stop. From my seat I see a) a playground where your child could play; b) a store where you could attempt to make a purchase to bribe your child into stopping; or c) and empty area where you could take and beat some humanity into that thing. Society may generally disagree with b) and c), but I assure you that after 3 minutes of this they would understand. Nothing on instagram is worth what you are putting us through.

There is a certain way that they use the foulest of words in The Exorcist. That conjugation is probably the only obscene word that has never passed my lips but I am preparing to remedy that. Please disabuse yourself of the notion that sitting there means you aren't bad people or bad parents- you are both. Your indulgence of this incessant screeching renders you sub-human and unfit to raise children. I pray that CPS is here soon.

Your friend in the Lord,

Shimmy