As I'm trying to pull into parking space a white haired 70 year old lady is typing on her phone walking across my stall like a turtle, stopping, walking, etc...I sit there with my headlights on her waiting but she is oblivious.

Finally she clears, and I park. By the time I get to the entrance I've caught her, but she's kind of walking in figure eights through the auto doors, so I can't quite get around her, finally I get an opening and make my way past her.

Not 3 minutes later I'm standing in front of the cold drinks and I get a shopping cart to the back of the calf, I turn around and this lady is trying to make a wide turn while typing on her phone.

Guys, I kid you not, she never looked up and said a word.

Spielberg could make a film about this starring Dennis Weaver.