The order is simple, seat covers, socks, undershirt, underwear

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Oct 11, 2017
11:53:50pm

mosterlow All-American

The order is simple, seat covers, socks, undershirt, underwear

Anything beyond that you need to change your diet

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mosterlow

New username: USMCdad
Bio page: mosterlow
Joined: Jun 23, 2009
Last login: Jul 4, 2018
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Public restroom, had to go, no choice. No tp. No clue what I am going to do.

rtNelson

10/11/17 11:01pm

Sounds like you are about to be down one pair of underwear.

ponys

10/11/17 11:02pm

Socks give you 2 chances.

BYUFBDAD

10/11/17 11:03pm

4 if you turn them inside out.

10/12/17 7:35am

RE: 4 if you turn them inside out.

Cougarrr

10/12/17 7:52am

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kunarcougar

10/11/17 11:04pm

This knowledge must have been born from experience.

Cougarrr

10/11/17 11:04pm

Go your sock.

kotacoug

10/11/17 11:04pm

Toilet seat covers for the win.

RalphWiggam

10/11/17 11:11pm

Socks first, g top second.

Backcountry

10/11/17 11:12pm

just use your hand and go wash it like so much of the world does daily. just use your left hand.

HarlemCoug

10/11/17 11:14pm

Note to self: never boy scout handshake with HarlemCoug

jdub

10/11/17 11:26pm

When you're sitting on the John and the toilet papers gone...

cougaman

10/11/17 11:50pm

My dad always sang the "stranded" song when we ran out and asked

ByuImaginesDragons

10/12/17 3:03am

The one I heard was

Dixie's Red Rocks

10/12/17 5:46am

Pull your pants up, duck walk to the paper towel dispenser

10/11/17 11:17pm

Can the person in the other stall not spare a square?

che flaco

10/11/17 11:19pm

RE: Public restroom, had to go, no choice. No tp. No clue what I am going to do.

10/11/17 11:20pm

Have you figured out what the shells are for?

10/11/17 11:22pm

Demolition Man

robin

10/11/17 11:26pm

Nice catch.

10/12/17 12:00am

I still ponder the shells 20+ yrs later

10/12/17 12:01am

The order is simple, seat covers, socks, undershirt, underwear

mosterlow

10/11/17 11:53pm

Squeeze paper towels in there if you can reach them.

RalphWiggam

10/11/17 11:55pm

If you've got time, just let it dry, then go home and shower

AggieWeekendCougar

10/12/17 1:25am

So how did it all work out???

Cougarrr

10/11/17 11:55pm

RE: Public restroom, had to go, no choice. No tp. No clue what I am going to do.

Turd Furguson

10/12/17 12:05am

The name checks out 😂😂😂

ByuImaginesDragons

10/12/17 3:05am

Call for an Uber. Text him to bring napkins and you will give him a nice tip

Crowgar

10/12/17 1:02am

So what happened?

Geldir

10/12/17 7:50am

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