I was still half asleep when I posted this. I didn’t even catch on it was satire.

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Oct 16, 2017
7:55:46am

CDV All-American

I was still half asleep when I posted this. I didn’t even catch on it was satire.

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CDV

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Play calling ideas

10/16/17 3:29am

My experience...

rtNelson

10/16/17 4:28am

Great point. Did we see any spinning last Saturday? I didn't.

10/16/17 4:30am

That's cause we lost Colby Pearson. He was a spin move machine. Never worked lol

jcase16byu

10/16/17 8:08am

One play stuck out to me where Trey Dye spun too early and pirouetted

maizecoug

10/16/17 11:24am

Pale players from Utah county don't have a boost button. Just one speed...slow

Backcountry

10/16/17 6:41am

RE: My experience...

v1k0u6

10/16/17 6:51am

I suck at Madden so I'm pretty helpless. One thing, is Hail Mary not Heck Mary.

10/16/17 4:32am

My fellow 2003 freshman was trying not to swear. Have to respect that.

10/16/17 4:40am

Reading comprehension is hard, I see that now. I should be asleep.

10/16/17 4:55am

You and me both

10/16/17 4:58am

I also haven’t seen any of the zig-zagging back and forth across the field that made

10/16/17 5:14am

Unstoppable

10/16/17 5:36am

Back in the day, I thought Gary Crowton got a lot of his ideas by playing Madden

84 Grad

10/16/17 5:33am

Detmer needs a different perspective. Move him up into the box.

SpiffCoug

10/16/17 6:07am

Wow. This is an example of why coaches are paid more than fans

CDV

10/16/17 6:36am

Everyone says they get paid peanuts. Plus, I'm a lawyer. Just trust me.

10/16/17 6:43am

Eye roll of the day award!

Radioactive Coug

10/16/17 7:04am

I was still half asleep when I posted this. I didn’t even catch on it was satire.

CDV

10/16/17 7:55am

Brilliant. Especially point #6

Backcountry

10/16/17 6:39am

Also, if you are losing

10/16/17 7:15am

H*ck Mary.

BoilerCoug

10/16/17 7:15am

Simply brilliant too bad other team is out there playing defense

youngbuck

10/16/17 7:28am

In other words, I'm a detmer guy over madden just give me a qb

youngbuck

10/16/17 7:32am

At this point, might want to bring in the Greenrake as a consultant

TADOW

10/16/17 7:46am

Hail Mary. Hail is not a curse word, even in Utah County.

TailgateU

10/16/17 8:21am

Hail, yeah!

boscatar

10/16/17 8:24am

RE: Hail Mary. Hail is not a curse word, even in Utah County.

10/16/17 9:41am

You can never be too careful when it comes to curse words.

10/16/17 9:51am

Avoiding the very appearance of evil. Good call

Goliath

10/16/17 10:05am

Brilliant post. You can use this post as a filter to determine who to block

bob falfa

10/16/17 10:12am

haha good call. cracks me up that the satire went over some heads

10/16/17 10:37am

Play calling is never perfect, ours could improve but I think it's the reads.

cdr88

10/16/17 2:22pm

With all due respect, Tanner won 2 games on Heck Marys and won 0 games this year

10/16/17 2:42pm

Also this entire post was not in the least bit serious.

10/16/17 2:42pm

Sitake just needs to switch it back to "Easy" like last year.

Hambone

10/16/17 2:56pm

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Abe Froman

10/16/17 4:42pm

Hired

gurt

10/16/17 4:48pm

Rack him.

ethanator

10/16/17 5:24pm

I'd reply with my own favorite play

10/17/17 10:14pm

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