more fun to watch than the offense we've been watching. As William Wallace might say, "Aye, fight and you may get crushed by almost anyone, run the offense straight up, and you may live, at least a while. And lying in your beds many years from now, would you be willin' to trade all of the days from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take away our QB's health and our self-respect, but they will never take away our FREEDOM to watch Johnny Linehan run it on 4th and 19 from our own 5, as well as do a whole bunch of other crazy things just to make it interesting.
And, William Wallace was incidentally wearing blue and white face paint at the time of that great speech - a possible message? Or perhaps we should just let Cosmo dance with the cougarettes all game - we're definitely winning on that front.