I'm pretty sure 99% of BYU students could not care less about 2 earrings. At least I hope that's the case. And the rest who actually would care turn into that evil eyed woman in your ward, with the poor husband who can just smile weakly at you, while she glares at people during sacrament and pontificates endlessly in relief society. And everyone else just smiles at her, rolls their eyes behind her, and goes about their business doing the best they can.

And this daft girl can go ahead and get a tattoo. Who cares? It'll probably be misspelled or of something pointless like a butterfly or eyes or stars or a dolphin. My votes is her mom riding a dolphin with a butterfly net going after a butterfly with stars for her eyes. Right where it belongs...on the small of her back.