#1- A lady I know told me about one of her temple shifts (she was a temple worker). One night she was assigned to stand in the Celestial Room, and during that assignment, she felt some flatulence coming. Not wanting to ruin the atmosphere, she started fighting it and trying to pull the pucker shut. Unfortunately, this only made it worse. The extra strain made it start with 3-4 loud pops which got everyone's attention, and they started looking at her. This was followed by a very long and drawn out "wwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee". Not ideal for the Celestial Room.

#2- When I got back from my mission, I lived with some friends that also just got home. We tried to have apartment prayer every night, but it got progressively less reverent the further we got from the mission field (for example, one night we decided to all kneel at our own beds in our own bedrooms, so we left the bedroom doors open and the guy saying the prayer yelled it so we could all hear before yelling "AMEN!"). One night, we were all in the living room for apartment prayer, and the guy saying the prayer starts off with "Our Dear Heavenly..." *loud fart*.