The Amazon candiru fish swimming up my urethra

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Feb 22, 2018
9:32:09am

Conan Yeah, but Hillary

The Amazon candiru fish swimming up my urethra

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Conan

Previous username: Conan O'Fresno
Bio page: Conan
Joined: Jun 14, 2005
Last login: May 4, 2024
Total posts: 25,741 (6,142 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

Biggest health fear?

SJS Shaky place kicker

2/22/18 9:10am

dementia

v1k0u6

2/22/18 9:11am

I fear that I'll get Alzheimer's and nobody will notice.

Sea Chicken

2/22/18 9:12am

Given my DNA it's inevitable. And to be honest I think my faculties are already

panguitch

2/22/18 9:56am

how old are you?

smokymountainrain

2/22/18 12:26pm

RE: how old are you?

panguitch

2/22/18 12:34pm

Dentists

Revolution

2/22/18 9:11am

When the cure is worse than the disease.

titlecoug

2/22/18 9:13am

ALS

macdizzle

2/22/18 9:11am

Mine too

PezD

2/22/18 9:14am

Erectile Dysfunction - or dying painfully and slowly. Same thing, I guess.

zonacougar

2/22/18 9:14am

There's prosthetics for that

swimbro

2/22/18 10:42am

My cadaver in med school had one. He was... umm... at attention, even in death.

SJS

2/22/18 10:46am

Wolves chasing me around my kitchen table while I’m wearing slippery socks

Cougarclaw

2/22/18 9:14am

Luposlipaphobia

2/22/18 9:16am

To be clear, it's a favorite Far Side cartoon of mine. Wish I could take credit:

2/22/18 9:24am

Recognized it right away, well played!

ChiCityCoug

2/22/18 9:29am

winner!

Cougarclaw

2/22/18 9:25am

Glad we're on the same page. Brilliant post, btw.

2/22/18 9:27am

So incredibly common. Mine is pancreatic or esophageal cancer.

Slim

2/22/18 9:14am

wow. read my mind exactly. not even off by a little.

2/22/18 10:05am

mine has alway been MS

smokymountainrain

2/22/18 9:17am

Anything that completely incapacitates me but isn't bad enough to kill me

Indy Coug

2/22/18 9:17am

also, snakes biting me, squeezing me or touching me. or being near me.

smokymountainrain

2/22/18 9:18am

flesh eating bacteria/parasites. Things in my eyes/ears/mouth/niose/brain

supertux

2/22/18 9:22am

Not being morbidly obese is something I can do something about, I fear more the

RC Vikings

2/22/18 9:23am

Surviving a debilitating stroke.

Preppy

2/22/18 9:23am

Chronic back pain for sure

Dillinger

2/22/18 9:30am

The Amazon candiru fish swimming up my urethra

Conan

2/22/18 9:32am

Don't knock it till you try it.

2/22/18 9:44am

Liver failure or a stroke that doesn’t completely take me out..

cougfanz

2/22/18 9:33am

Thought of another one. Falling to my death from high up.

Revolution

2/22/18 10:02am

Dementia

CDV

2/22/18 10:07am

Dementia/Alzheimers/Brain injury

displacedute

2/22/18 10:22am

Spontaneous Dental Hydroplosion

ChiCityCoug

2/22/18 10:23am

Or Count Choculitis

ChiCityCoug

2/22/18 10:24am

Not really health but I dread flying the last several years.

Cougar Jazz Fan

2/22/18 11:03am

that's me. i took a lower playing job so i wouldn't have to travel.

smokymountainrain

2/22/18 12:28pm

Alzheimer’s is my worst fear. Chronic, debilitating back problems is my next.

Wedgetail

2/22/18 11:43am

I have Crohn's...not so terrible

SWP

2/22/18 2:10pm

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