boarded about 10 positions before he should have and immediately placed 2 bags in the overhead compartment. He’s at least A-list if not A-list preferred so this is not a crime of ignorance.

This gentleman is sitting directly behind me. Despite my stated policy (that reclining into a tall person without prior permission is rude), honor compels me to recline right into his knees.

I hate this kind of frontier justice that Southwest policies incite, but justice cannot be robbed.