There is not enough bleakness in the world to satisfy him. Especially if it’s about how Independence sucked the very lifeblood from BYU sports and that it is most likely that it also will cause the Yellowstone super volcano to erupt shortly causing the extinction of all life as we know it, but only after BYU has abandoned all sports programs. Oh—-but this would all go away if BYU went back to the MWC.