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Oct 6, 2018
10:06:23am

CrimsonCardinal 3rd String

I can guarantee you (soon to be "we") would lose to Utah every year, but I'd be a serious coach for the other 11 games.

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CrimsonCardinal

Previous username: ImpartialObserver
Bio page: CrimsonCardinal
Joined: Nov 25, 2006
Last login: May 14, 2024
Total posts: 2,041 (11 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

It's time that CB face the unfaceable

TNT

10/6/18 8:44am

I need ajob. I'll take minimum wage since I can't really have a job yet.

FightingCoug12

10/6/18 8:45am

You will need to provide analysis of games in order to fulfill the requirements

TNT

10/6/18 8:46am

Aren't you related to Sitake?

Fetchin Fetcher

10/6/18 9:09am

yes

FightingCoug12

10/6/18 9:45am

Surprised you don't have a job already

Fetchin Fetcher

10/6/18 9:46am

Why does he look like a deer in headlights? Ask and then

Mathew

10/6/18 11:52am

One approach could be a collective or hive coach. A VR robot that dictates our

Dr MoBYU

10/6/18 8:45am

I think we can win 6 games with a pro bono coach and a GoFundMe account.

JAGA97

10/6/18 8:46am

Can’t believe it, but maybe it’s time to give Greenrake a look.

CouchPotato

10/6/18 8:46am

Beat me to it

Hawk Talons

10/6/18 8:47am

Good call. He'll be added to the list

TNT

10/6/18 8:47am

Greenrake??? But we ran him off too!

Hawk Talons

10/6/18 8:47am

I hear that Nashty knows more than 99.9% of the board, so he should be

Rise Against

10/6/18 8:47am

Nah. PR wise he would be bad

TNT

10/6/18 8:49am

You think Kalani’s deer in the headlights look is bad..

JohnnyComeLately

10/6/18 8:56am

Probably a good call. Where the admin told Kalani to tone it down

TNT

10/6/18 8:59am

Does this guarantee us we'll be ranked?

Division Bell

10/6/18 9:34am

Holmoe ultimately has led to this wreck but yeah let’s

franklyvulgar

10/6/18 8:52am

He lost Bronco due to extreme pressure from a vocal segment of fans and boosters

BYUtka

10/6/18 9:07am

Inmates running the asylum

Kajdin

10/6/18 9:38am

sorry but he's responsible for that at least in the rational world the person

franklyvulgar

10/6/18 9:51am

So he was supposed to let the donations dry up?

BYUtka

10/6/18 5:05pm

He told Bronco he would not renew his contract. He said he wanted to go a new

coolblue

10/6/18 6:13pm

I still agree with that. Bronco wasn’t taking BYU up and had reached his max

puntersarepeople

10/6/18 6:15pm

I'd get distracted by Jazz games

Hypnotoad

10/6/18 8:52am

True and also your Jazz GM abilities are poor. Thanks for applying though

TNT

10/6/18 8:53am

Ouch. Will you at least treat me to a nice lunch during the job interview?

Hypnotoad

10/6/18 8:54am

Fair enough

TNT

10/6/18 8:55am

Indy could do the analytics

mudpupper

10/6/18 8:54am

Nah. That clown is still defending Crowton

TNT

10/6/18 8:54am

I was really good at creating powerhouses on dynasty mode in NCAA Football by

Dynasty1

10/6/18 8:56am

Ok. Definitely submit your resume

TNT

10/6/18 8:58am

RE: I was really good at creating powerhouses on dynasty mode in NCAA Football

Spudstcoug

10/6/18 11:43am

We can just pay someone to press the ask Madden button during the game

Fetchin Fetcher

10/6/18 9:10am

The guy who hid in the bushes on the Y trail can do media relations.

Division Bell

10/6/18 9:12am

Well Coach TNT, please beat the other schools in the state. And BSU. Good luck.

sevenIDcougs

10/6/18 9:15am

Sad to say it but TNT wouldn't work. #SexualHarassmentInTheWorkplace

TNT

10/6/18 9:18am

What if the women at BYU sign a letter that they won't harass TNT?

sevenIDcougs

10/6/18 9:25am

I think he is worried he will sexually harass the players.

JohnnyComeLately

10/6/18 9:30am

No sir. But some of those female equipment managers....

TNT

10/6/18 9:33am

Why? Riley Nelson isn't a player anymore.

sevenIDcougs

10/6/18 9:36am

Ok, I'll do it. The press loves me, well... Except Jay Drew, still had me

Heavily MeDeekated

10/6/18 9:19am

You could block him from practice

goofball

10/6/18 9:43am

I humbly submit my resume

CrimsonCardinal

10/6/18 10:06am

Hmmm...I think we consider this guy. We aren’t beating Utah again anyway,

RalphWiggam

10/6/18 11:31am

Indy, he has all the stats and can use that to

1CougFan

10/6/18 10:06am

Darrell Bevell might come

puntersarepeople

10/6/18 10:16am

Will he get his dad's permission this time?

TNT

10/6/18 10:29am

Are you talking about Carroll?

puntersarepeople

10/6/18 10:51am

TNT

10/6/18 10:56am

Bevell isn’t the Seahawks OC and is unemployed I believe

puntersarepeople

10/6/18 11:03am

TNT just finds it amusing that Carroll answered those questions when asked

TNT

10/6/18 11:11am

Darell is worth a try

Coogar2

10/6/18 4:07pm

I’ll do it.

Mr. Belding

10/6/18 11:26am

I’m known for making something out of nothing. Give me a try

MacGyver

10/6/18 11:35am

My kid’s 4th, 5th and 6th grade defenses (of which I was the proud coordinator) held teams to less than 10 points a game

46in96

10/6/18 11:39am

As a LifelongAP, nobody leads, instructs and uplifts quite like me. I’ll save us

LifelongAP

10/6/18 11:54am

Kalani RIP

Coogar2

10/6/18 12:23pm

Being a non donor, BYU could afford me. I would then become a donor and consult

sah22

10/6/18 4:36pm

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