Do you have to put the lotion on its skin, or does it do it itself?

That is the thing horror movies are made of.

Manti

10/23/18 10:43pm

Notice his hands - modeled by real hands

Cougarpride

10/23/18 10:50pm

You're not making this any less creepy.

Manti

10/23/18 10:51pm

Tools of creation? Stronger than nations? Power without end?

Skeptical Optimist

10/24/18 8:26am

Get out

Iki_Balam

10/24/18 10:02am

This comment aged like milk 😂

BYU-Laie

11/12/21 8:13pm

I want to like it, I really do..... Nope can't. It's freaky.

TANK

10/23/18 10:44pm

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maxpowers

10/23/18 10:46pm

You should donate it to BYU so it can be LaVell's statue in front of his stadium

THE KlD

10/23/18 10:47pm

Not this. The stadium will be even less filled if this thing is there.

blackandblue

10/23/18 11:51pm

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Coug

10/23/18 10:48pm

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Cougazul

10/23/18 10:49pm

What's a manachen?

John Doe

10/23/18 10:50pm

I noticed that spelling after I sent it - no sleep following

Cougarpride

10/23/18 10:51pm

...and you'll never sleep again with that satan doll staring at you nightly.

Manti

10/23/18 10:52pm

We have great conversations...

Cougarpride

10/23/18 10:53pm

So, it's a Halloween decoration, right?

John Doe

10/23/18 11:00pm

Nope! Sports baby!

Cougarpride

10/24/18 1:04am

I probably wouldn't do whatever that Lavell is telling you to do.

Still Open

10/24/18 8:41am

I'd love to see the Judge's face when you say "LaVell told me to do it!"

Iki_Balam

10/24/18 10:03am

LOL

Cougarpride

10/24/18 1:20pm

Get better, Sweetheart! Hopefully these posts have lifted your spirits!!

SJBLUE

10/24/18 9:04pm

Secretary of the Treasury, I think.

Dwight Schr-UTE

10/23/18 11:10pm

German phrase that means a man that is sore

SingleStrapBackpack

10/23/18 11:23pm

Wirklich? Sprichst du Deutsch?

BYU Grounds

10/24/18 8:43am

Since you edited, I'll ask again: what's a manikin?

John Doe

10/24/18 8:55am

Is it a relative of a man?

John Doe

10/24/18 8:56am

It's those fake people that they use in stores to dress up with suits and other

UltimateBYUfan

10/31/18 8:17pm

Nice tan, LaVell

Hinta

10/23/18 10:51pm

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Abe Froman

10/23/18 10:55pm

But...why?...I mean...why?

Traveshamockery

10/23/18 10:55pm

Sneak it into your parent’s bedroom when they’re asleep. In a chair right up next to your mom’s side of the bed.

Zaphod

10/23/18 10:56pm

Do you mean like this...

Cougarpride

10/24/18 1:42am

It’s like a Weekend at Bernie’s sequel.

blackandblue

10/24/18 7:45am

The longer I look, the sadder LaVell gets.

Six Foot Seven

10/24/18 8:14am

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen

YIsForBrigham

10/24/18 8:58am

This is hilarious. Made me almost spit my water out.

Flyski

10/24/18 10:03am

RE: Do you mean like this...

Iki_Balam

10/24/18 10:05am

This is all so weird in a CB way. Does it touch you in the small of the back?

Emmett Fitz-Hume

10/24/18 10:09am

Does your Bishop know about this?

Iki_Balam

10/24/18 10:23am

Some throw beer cans in their yard to keep ward leaders

Cougarpride

10/24/18 1:23pm

That was awesome. Can you post pictures of those statues?

Blue for Life

10/24/18 2:24pm

The link is now broken.

BostonCougar

10/24/18 2:55pm

Now this.. this is something special

Resurgens

10/27/18 10:13am

LOL HE STILL FREAKS OUT OUR GRANDKIDS BUT WHAT A GRRAT CONVERSATION PIECE

Cougarpride

10/27/18 10:08pm

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WJCougar

10/23/18 10:57pm

I want to give Lavell a high five!

Left Hook

10/25/18 7:38am

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Grit for Brains

10/23/18 11:01pm

Grave robbing to a whole new level man.

Superman21

10/23/18 11:03pm

Sorry, but that's really weird and slightly inappropriate, IMO.

OneUpper

10/23/18 11:14pm

Love loud

Dillinger

10/24/18 1:26pm

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WorfoSAUR

10/23/18 11:17pm

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cracka

10/23/18 11:21pm

Do you own a wax museum?

blackandblue

10/23/18 11:22pm

No wax museum. He stands under #9 Jimmy in our

Cougarpride

10/23/18 11:32pm

Hold up....you have Jimmy Mac and Ken Griffey Jr in that house of horrors too?

Manti

10/23/18 11:36pm

Who needs a security system when you have these guys decorating your house.

blackandblue

10/23/18 11:44pm

I don’t think you need a security system for that one. Sorry but that is bad.

Blue for Life

10/24/18 5:20am

*just a sports room to relax and enjoy murder

TEXAS

10/24/18 6:01am

Now that you have 3 you can build your own human centipede.

Hambone

10/24/18 6:19am

Is it like this KG Jr wax at the Louisville Slugger factory:

seacougar

10/24/18 9:19am

Pretty close

Cougarpride

10/24/18 1:18pm

I will admit to taking a photo with it. Grew up in SEA a huge Griffey fan.

seacougar

10/24/18 11:36pm

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BIG XII Coug

10/23/18 11:25pm

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bushy7

10/23/18 11:26pm

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cheezedawg

10/23/18 11:27pm

Weird. Very weird.

dccoug

10/23/18 11:30pm

Was LaVell Bolivian?

che flaco

10/23/18 11:31pm

Un poquito.

CougsBeatU

10/23/18 11:44pm

1/1024th Bolivian.

mwcoug

10/24/18 6:55am

Could be worse. I mean, what if it was actually LaVell?

All-American

10/23/18 11:40pm

Ooooooooohhhh. What if someone dug up Lavell's corpse and buried in the pet

UltimateBYUfan

10/25/18 5:28pm

It's perfect for Halloween

immgw

10/23/18 11:41pm

Soooo creepy.

deliciousmocha

10/23/18 11:44pm

This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen on CB. Instant Classic.

Dr MoBYU

10/23/18 11:44pm

Can you get this in a “Jimmer”?

Cylon Coug

10/23/18 11:47pm

Yes I can, if I provide the artist with sufficient photos and dimensions

Cougarpride

10/24/18 12:41am

To have a Jimmer made, it would be cheaper

Cougarpride

10/24/18 1:03am

$300 for wrinkles?! How much did this thing cost?

BenTheBoss

10/24/18 7:47am

$314

sevenIDcougs

10/24/18 8:27am

Lol!

Mrs Featerbottom

10/25/18 12:37am

Definitely some time that went into them.

seacougar

10/24/18 9:24am

The artist started on it two years ago. He was not

Cougarpride

10/24/18 1:26pm

The hand actually look cool. The up close picture for first time is different.

Blue for Life

10/24/18 2:25pm

PLEASE DO NOT DELETE THIS POST.

deliciousmocha

10/23/18 11:48pm

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sevenIDcougs

10/23/18 11:53pm

I've seen those hands somewhere...

Preppy

10/24/18 12:00am

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cruiserhead

10/23/18 11:56pm

You get my board name I guess.

LaVellIfIKnow

10/24/18 12:00am

HOV lane here we come!

Breaded Hamster

10/24/18 12:15am

Stop, I cant laugh this loud in the library

Iki_Balam

10/24/18 10:09am

This is truly disturbing. Reminds me of a certain someone...

vegasnative

10/24/18 12:24am

LaVell Stallone the Italian Cougar?

MGundy

10/24/18 12:43am

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GSwarriorcoug

10/24/18 12:46am

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House_Of_El

10/24/18 9:19am

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acougfan

10/24/18 1:06am

Lavell is a legend! I am disappointed with our reactions to this post. Here a

BlueForLife

10/24/18 4:49am

I think they’re mostly mocking the freaky looking mannequin and not the poster. Also, I think many fear for the poster’s

Texas Hammer

10/24/18 5:25am

I can see that. Just feel bad because cougar pride is proud of his

BlueForLife

10/24/18 6:40am

Cougarpride is having fun with it. This is one of the best CB threads in years.

Manti

10/24/18 7:15am

Man that is freaky, I am all for things like that, but I would pass on that one.

Blue for Life

10/24/18 5:19am

YIKES! Weekend at Lavell's!

BYUlv

10/24/18 5:49am

You should add a motion detector and various audio clips he can say.

Veracruz

10/24/18 6:07am

"BRAINS!!! RWWWRR!!!"

Zaphod

10/24/18 10:12pm

Will he be sitting in the passenger seat so you can carpool during the week?

Veracruz

10/24/18 6:08am

I can hear the conversation with your wife before you spent the money on this

Adrielle

10/24/18 6:10am

My Sweetheart, who is as big of a fan as I am, was the

Cougarpride

10/24/18 10:15am

Appreciate that you've been a good sport and kind of rolled with it. 🙂

YardTime

10/24/18 10:17am

Based on the posts - both works 😂

Cougarpride

10/24/18 10:26am

I want to come to your house for the Utah game!

Iki_Balam

10/24/18 10:50am

Would you bring him to a rivalry game? Buy a seat, freak everyone out?

TailgateU

10/24/18 11:33am

It's great to see you have a sense of humor through all the comments on here.

BlueForLife

10/24/18 4:51pm

You are a great sport. Thanks for posting these. It has been fun. I shared them

SJBLUE

10/24/18 9:02pm

RE: I can hear the conversation with your wife before you spent the money on

Iki_Balam

10/24/18 10:16am