I'm obviously kidding. About both. (Drinking and 15% tithing.)

When I was in high school, I learned that in the Catholic Church they used to practice "indulgences". They could pay the church to absolve their sins. I asked my bishop if I could skip church during NFL season- and pay an extra 2.5% in tithing...

Answer- No.

Thankfully, today, we have smart phones. 😏
UNfortunately, I sit on the stand. 😐