After BYU lost to the Utes my Ute friend (sorry if I lost most of the readers here) made me wear this monstrosity https://www.sportsfanisland.com/products/utah-utes-ncaa-mens-floral-button-up-shirt. It burned my flesh and I hid from my bishop (BYU grad) when he was over to pick up his son from our house. I felt like I'd rather him catch me breaking the commandments than see me in that thing. My buddy lives in SLC and he paid the money to ship it to my house in Detroit. I texted him a pic of me in it (of course giving the double loser sign upside down and grimacing).

I need CB to help me 1. find just the right thing to make him wear; and 2. to help me know what to do with the Ute shirt. I know I could just burn it, but there has to be something even more creative.

For those of you who finished reading the post and didn't quit after reading "my Ute friend"....go....