You squirt yellow mustard on your calf muscle?

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Jan 16, 2019
7:47:19am

kotacoug All-American

You squirt yellow mustard on your calf muscle?

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kotacoug

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Nothing gets you out of bed faster or yell out a swear louder than a massive leg cramp in the middle of the night.

Conan Non-Attorney Spokesperson

1/16/19 6:35am

if you haven't tried it, stand on it. you will be amazed.

smokymountainrain

1/16/19 6:36am

This works for me too.

Albuq_Coug

1/16/19 6:38am

Definitely. I spring up out of bed and immediately start power walking around my bedroom.

Conan

1/16/19 6:49am

i usually don't even need to walk. if i just stand for about 2-3 seconds,

smokymountainrain

1/16/19 6:50am

Pickle juice? Gatorade?

MichCoug

1/16/19 6:41am

Stretch the cramped muscle immediately.

bscores2

1/16/19 6:43am

drink more water

HighHorse

1/16/19 6:46am

Next fastest thing to get you out of bed swearing: having to pee really bad

supertux

1/16/19 6:48am

peeing is much less of a problem than cramps

HighHorse

1/16/19 6:50am

Magnesium supplements

Kelbob

1/16/19 6:47am

Don’t do anything and see how long you can take it.

CrimWalCoug

1/16/19 6:48am

Stretch it out

1/16/19 6:48am

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kansascougar

1/16/19 6:51am

There is a magnesium spray called

BlueTeach

1/16/19 7:00am

Bananas. Although I would rather have leg cramps.

The Board Imbecile

1/16/19 7:05am

Lebron agrees with you.

ChiCityCoug

1/16/19 7:25am

A kid puking in your room or bed does the trick just as well.

BlueTooth

1/16/19 7:27am

Yep the faint cry of “dad my stomach doesn’t feel good”

kotacoug

1/16/19 7:42am

This was exactly my thought.

durandal

1/16/19 7:43am

that's what my wife is for.

smokymountainrain

1/16/19 7:44am

Quick Remedy: Yellow mustard or pickle juice. Works for me within 2-3 mins. Longterm remedy: Vitamin D supplement

Zenoch

1/16/19 7:44am

You just rub it on externally?

John Doe

1/16/19 7:47am

Just squirt a tablespoon or two in your mouth and swallow it. Works amazingly well every time.

Zenoch

1/16/19 7:57am

A couple tablespoons? Yeah, I guess that would make you forget about your leg cramp. Blech.

John Doe

1/16/19 9:07am

You squirt yellow mustard on your calf muscle?

kotacoug

1/16/19 7:47am

Just buy some OTC potassium, start taking them and that will end the cramps.

Bullrider

1/16/19 8:40am

If it persists, or if you have leg swell, I’d check out if you have a clot

JONBOY

1/16/19 8:44am

Will rip you right out of your bed as if a mountain gorilla was throwing you

ArchbishopMitty

1/17/19 10:18pm

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