never play at BYU again.

OR...this is the beginning of four season ending injuries

OR...he will start smoking weed to treat the pain...

OR...with all the extra time off some girl is going to show up and wear his resistance down and he will be an honor code casualty

OR...he will get treated to some free disney tickets or a europe trip by some idiot and become ineligible

OR... the cast will make schoolwork impossible and he will be an academic casualty

OR...after a promising freshman campaign he will struggle lose his job to dude with long hair and six pack and personality and then transfer to Kansas or Miami

OR...he will get a new offensive coordinator and struggle mightily

OR...he will serve a mission and come back with the athleticism of your current ministering brother

OR...he will come home from a mission in australia and declare for the NBA draft, or play in Italy or Israel or Europe

OR... he will say something inflammatory about utah and start a curse

OR... he will become our offensive coordinator and be a poor to mediocre one and lose his job quickly

OR...he will take a job at USC and get fired for alcoholism

OR... he will take a step back and just start throwing jump balls to tall receivers

If history has taught us anything.