Last night I had a dream that I ate the world's biggest marshmallow. I woke up , I couldn't find my pillow anywhere.

A man walks down a country road and he sees a sign that says for sale talking horse. Curious he goes and investigates. Sure enough there is an old farmer who is out front in his barn with the horse. The man approaches and asks is this the talking horse for sale?. The farmer replies yes. So this horse talks? The farmer again responds yes just ask him something. Feeling rather foolish the man asks the horse. Tell me about your life?

To his great astonishment the horse begins to speak. He begins " I was born in Argentina and worked in the fields herding sheep. After a few years I tired of this and was transferred to New York City and worked on the police force. I was able to help apprehend many criminals. Shortly after that I did a stint in the circus at Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bailey as a show horse..

Flabbergasted the man asked the farmer why on Earth he would want to sell such an animal. The farmer responds..." he is a total liar! He never did any of those things."