What do you get when you combine a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

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Feb 15, 2019
11:37:49pm

Blue Cat All-American

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Blue Cat

Bio page: Blue Cat
Joined: Aug 24, 2006
Last login: Apr 28, 2024
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I’m stepping in to host a ward party tomorrow and need some good jokes

marticorp

2/15/19 10:51pm

Start with "if you look up the word 'emcee' in the dictionary..."

Dread Pirate Westley

2/15/19 10:52pm

What is ET short for?

Murray

2/15/19 10:56pm

Bah dump dump tsh

BYU Grounds

2/16/19 8:36am

Why can’t Helen Keller drive?

Andy Stitzer

2/15/19 10:58pm

“I’m like a cow walking through tall grass tonight - udderly tickled to be here.”

cougfanblue

2/15/19 10:59pm

Knock knock

Idahofallsblue

2/15/19 10:59pm

You can tell the “Go and do likewise” joke story. Gets a good laugh.

Dr MoBYU

2/15/19 11:00pm

Do an impersonation of Mr Chow from the Hangover. Everyone loves Mr Chow

DazeofBlue

2/15/19 11:06pm

"I couldn't believe it when the bishop called and asked me to talk today."

BYUBandfan

2/15/19 11:13pm

A joke about caller ID would be nostalgic.

Kauai

2/15/19 11:17pm

Some jokes

Agnostic-alumni

2/15/19 11:18pm

Doctor walks into the next patient's room, diagnoses the symptom and proceeds to

outback747

2/15/19 11:23pm

What do you get when you combine a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

Blue Cat

2/15/19 11:37pm

What is a prisoners favorite punctuation mark?

BYU Grounds

2/16/19 12:07am

An elderly widower gets all dressed up to out for the night and walks into a bar

bluedad

2/16/19 12:39am

Who's bigger, Mrs. Bigger or her baby?

BRATS

2/16/19 1:41am

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DaCougEye

2/16/19 6:44am

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