I don’t like it but I never understood why my wife hates it so much until last night. She’s out of town and so instead of trying to constantly shove his feet underneath her like he usually does he tried to constantly shove his feet underneath me last night.

This is a problem because I sleep on my stomach typically, and that means that my nine-year-old son was literally kicking me in the junk all night long while he tried to shove his feet underneath me.

Needless to say I didn’t sleep a lot.