If I never ate fast food in a small town I'd starve.

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Mar 11, 2019
4:48:36am

Mister P All-American

If I never ate fast food in a small town I'd starve.

I'm always hitting them for work.

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Mister P

Bio page: Mister P
Joined: Sep 16, 2005
Last login: Apr 27, 2024
Total posts: 62,445 (1,647 FO)

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Time

Yesterday was going to be a great day.

BigD Coug

3/10/19 9:53pm

Oh my. I’m sorry

Spocougar

3/10/19 9:58pm

The good news is that you definitely got your “fun dad” status back

Mike Honcho

3/10/19 10:02pm

Name checks out

jaredm

3/10/19 10:04pm

That sucks. Also sucks for the portapotty people when they try to pump it

supertux

3/10/19 10:07pm

😂😂 thank you for sharing this!

acougfan

3/10/19 10:09pm

Sounds like a fitting prelude to the basketball game

franklyvulgar

3/10/19 10:22pm

RE: Yesterday was going to be a great day.

IceBlueCoug

3/10/19 10:24pm

I think you should leave a review of the restaurant with this!

braddahmike

3/10/19 10:26pm

In a mere 25 years from now, she'll think it's hilarious.

3/10/19 10:40pm

Have you read this?

idacoug

3/10/19 10:57pm

RE: Yesterday was going to be a great day.

jkccoug

3/10/19 10:59pm

Poop stories are the best. Can’t stop laughing.

autonomous

3/10/19 11:22pm

Ha ha, were we mission companions in Talcahuano? Bad bowl of cazuela?

Phasor

3/10/19 11:28pm

That or some bad porotos.

BigD Coug

3/11/19 4:06pm

Porotos con riendas, o tal vez porotos granados?

IdahoCoug

3/11/19 4:08pm

I’m proud to say I ate them once then managed to avoid them the full 2 yrs.

BigD Coug

3/11/19 4:19pm

This really needs a tl;dr at the end

cougarnerd

3/10/19 11:47pm

Funny and very well written! Kudos to you

Agnostic-alumni

3/10/19 11:48pm

I had a similar experience - but made it - family waited one hour in the car.

3/11/19 12:19am

If I never ate fast food in a small town I'd starve.

Mister P

3/11/19 4:48am

thanks for sharing

smokymountainrain

3/11/19 7:33am

Happened to me in Amsterdam

Twin Roots

3/11/19 7:45am

Spray tanned legs! LOL!

IdahoCoug

3/11/19 7:56am

Great story...helped me get over the ill effects of DST change!!!

nukeduker

3/11/19 8:16am

Just added you to the ChinaFan bathroom story Hall of Fame

DrBYU

3/11/19 8:26am

Someday I’ll have to share my China bathroom story that called out the hazmat

tander123

3/11/19 8:34am

StinkyHUANO!

soulcoug

3/11/19 2:14pm

Eso!

BigD Coug

3/11/19 4:04pm

At least in the hills (Centinela area) we avoided the stench.

BigD Coug

3/11/19 4:23pm

You and Al Roker

m0resn0w

3/11/19 6:36pm

First time in a while I have cried laughing. I am in the same stage of life and

MHOP

3/11/19 11:26pm

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