So my vegan teenage son just came home from school and announced that

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Mar 14, 2019
2:34:28pm

Doctor Rosenrosen All-American

he wants to start eating dirt (he's totally convinced it will clear his body of toxins).

Good grief!

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So my vegan teenage son just came home from school and announced that

Doctor Rosenrosen

3/14/19 2:34pm

RE: So my vegan teenage son just came home from school and announced that

monkeycowboy

3/14/19 2:36pm

Ask him how that worked out when he was 5.

John Doe

3/14/19 2:38pm

You've got your work cut out for you. Or move on. You have another kid, right?😉

rcbyufan

3/14/19 2:39pm

man, i'd say go for it. i'd even get the dirt for him - prepare his meal, man!

smokymountainrain

3/14/19 2:40pm

Like - ONLY dirt? Or dirt with his other dead plant organisms?

Eddie

3/14/19 2:41pm

Look up pica on webmd.

Joe Banks

3/14/19 2:43pm

This is the point where you look in the mirror and ask where it all went wrong?

Chester Copperpot

3/14/19 2:44pm

Have you considered that where you live in Salt Lake might be the issue? Seems like your wife and kids have some strange

monkeycowboy

3/14/19 2:47pm

vegan teenage son? I couldn't get enough meat and protein when I was in HS.

Crazy Duck

3/14/19 2:52pm

Ask him if it's his intention to single-handedly decrease human life expectancy averages

Indy Coug

3/14/19 2:54pm

Have him call this guy's wife and buy essential oils instead

jkccoug

3/14/19 2:57pm

RE: So my vegan teenage son just came home from school and announced that

IceBlueCoug

3/14/19 2:58pm

Solution - Dirt and Worms for dessert:

ConnCoug

3/14/19 2:59pm

The Simpsons have your answer.

Nakedbootleg

3/14/19 3:05pm

To think, all this time I thought I was washing toxins off my produce before consuming...I had it backwards all along!

Pimpin4Paradise

3/14/19 3:06pm

Next level grounding. Brilliant.

Nakedbootleg

3/14/19 3:09pm

There was a Pinky and the Brain episode about this.

Brisco

3/14/19 3:18pm

Vegan son wants to eat dirt. Dr father somehow misses his son has anemia from

swimbro

3/14/19 3:47pm

Theres clay that is sold over the counter for that.

ditch

3/14/19 3:48pm

Would be good to go back to a day when people valued food.... and food they

kotacoug

3/14/19 3:52pm

Mix protein powder with crushed up Oreos (white stuff removed) and tell him it's

Chadillac

3/14/19 4:08pm

Good parents don't let their children go Vegan...

Blue Ghost

3/14/19 4:29pm

What school does this kid go to?

BlueFrog

3/14/19 4:49pm

I have never met a vegan that doesn't strike me as mentally ill

chinngiskhaan

3/15/19 10:31am

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