I’ve already called in sick from work today so I can “watch the news closely today“
I had to put on my astronaut diaper pants so I didn’t have to leave the TV to go to the bathroom.
Now I’m starting to feel weak and I am getting mighty hungry. I might have to leave for a few minutes to get some food.
..... I have a better idea, I’m ordering pizza to be delivered so I can keep “watching the news closely today!”