If my wife were so shallow/insecure as to be embarrassed by cargo shorts

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Apr 23, 2019
7:02:31pm

RalphWiggam All-American

I wouldn’t have married her.

My kids on the other hand...I live to embarrass them.

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RalphWiggam

Bio page: RalphWiggam
Joined: Feb 3, 2005
Last login: Apr 29, 2024
Total posts: 32,843 (2,152 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

Are cargo shorts just not cool anymore? I need some new shorts for summer

Croweater

4/23/19 10:00am

Net or gross?

Sea Chicken

4/23/19 10:00am

Were cargo shorts ever cool?

DrKennethNoisewater

4/23/19 10:00am

From 1997-2005 or so, yes

Mrs Featerbottom

4/23/19 10:11am

Super cool, get as many pockets as possible.

JOPE

4/23/19 10:00am

Nope. Not cool.

ditch

4/23/19 10:01am

Buy some golf shorts.

dYrtbYkerYder

4/23/19 10:03am

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rivercitycoug

4/23/19 10:03am

Anymore?

TCuz

4/23/19 10:03am

Love me some cargo shorts. Fashion is overrated.

Cougarrr

4/23/19 10:05am

They're coming back.

Supercoug

4/23/19 10:07am

as long as you wear special shoes with them.

macaroni

4/23/19 10:55am

well... what is the rest of your wardrobe like? For some, cargo shorts probably fit their style

BlueFrog

4/23/19 10:07am

if being prepared is uncool, then i guess i'm uncool.

riboflavin

4/23/19 10:08am

I hear they are making FORMAL cargo shorts, try these...

Avery

4/23/19 10:08am

Hey, you do you, man.

Left Shark Coug

4/23/19 10:08am

I stopped caring about what was cool when I left high school.

RalphWiggam

4/23/19 10:09am

^^^^THIS^^^^

TheHop

4/23/19 10:20am

^^^ This

Division Bell

4/23/19 10:32am

Board name checks out?

m0resn0w

4/23/19 11:59am

It's not about looking cool. It's about not looking like a slob. There are

Throwaway59840

4/23/19 5:32pm

If my wife were so shallow/insecure as to be embarrassed by cargo shorts

RalphWiggam

4/23/19 7:02pm

I still wear my JNCO jeans, I don't care what the haters say.

Windward_Coug

4/23/19 10:12am

Its always nice to be able to conceal an elephant gun in your pants

Cougz19

4/23/19 10:46am

That's not an elephant gun...

m0resn0w

4/23/19 12:00pm

Absolutely they’re still cool. The camo are the coolest by far!

Texas Hammer

4/23/19 10:13am

I’m 61 years old. STOP MAKING FUN OF ME 🙂

Croweater

4/23/19 10:13am

At that age (I'm nipping at your heals...another couple months!),.....

StarMan

4/23/19 10:20am

But even my wife is making fun of me. I gotta chuck my cargos

Croweater

4/23/19 10:24am

Now you know your answer next time she asks "does this dress make me look fat."

StarMan

4/23/19 10:26am

If Dwayne Johnson still rocks cargo shorts I don’t care what people on CB say, they are cool.

JohnnyComeLately

4/23/19 10:13am

Cargo shorts ARE cool

RdF3

4/23/19 10:13am

Here’s a couple options

franklyvulgar

4/23/19 10:14am

$70 and $88 ha, no thank you.

The Board Imbecile

4/23/19 10:16am

$12.99 cargos at Costco right now.

Cougarrr

4/23/19 10:21am

Cheaper option

franklyvulgar

4/23/19 10:21am

If they look good and feel good, pay the price. Worth it.

pink22

4/23/19 10:25am

RE: If they look good and feel good, pay the price. Worth it.

The Board Imbecile

4/23/19 10:27am

That’s how I am with shorts but I’m short and fat and finding comfortable

cougfanz

4/23/19 10:38am

That's a good short.

pink22

4/23/19 10:23am

Anything for guys who DON'T skip leg day?

Mister P

4/23/19 10:48am

They are selling them at Costco

kccougar

4/23/19 10:26am

Wear them with Crocs and a baggy polo.

Thrill

4/23/19 10:31am

Way too many guys on this board care about fashion. Wear them if you want to.

Doozy

4/23/19 11:30am

Men, this is how marriages crumble. Care about what you wear!!!

pink22

4/23/19 12:25pm

ending a marriage over fashion? Just help your husbands ladies

Croweater

4/23/19 1:38pm

Anybody ending a marriage over fashion

TheHop

4/23/19 3:33pm

And don't you dare bring up Sunday pants with pleats! There are those on CB who

Doozy

4/23/19 3:52pm

Now you’re making sense.

pink22

4/23/19 3:57pm

Ok, I can agree on that.... 😜

TheHop

4/23/19 4:14pm

Cool or not they are amazing.

CougaRR4L

4/23/19 3:13pm

People on CB act like it's impossible to find shorts that arent cargo shorts.

Machiavelli

4/23/19 3:24pm

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