OH HEY GUYS, ITS ME CHICKEN, LIKE THE WORLDS OLDEST BIRD, LITERALLY TECHNICALLY A DINOSAUR, OH LOOK AT ME, I CRAP REALLY SOFT ROCKS ALL DAY, IM SO DUMB, CONGRATS ON BEING EXCITED ABOUT EATING ME, THE BIRD THAT ONE LEGGED PEASANTS IN FEUDAL ENGLAND COULD EASILY CATCH AND FEED TO THEIR DIRTY CROSS-EYED CHILDREN AS SOME KIND OF DEPRESSING "FEAST" OR WHATEVER.

give me a break.