I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault

May 23, 2019
6:10:59pm

shakavaka Playmaker

Bigfoot is blurry, and that's extra scary to me. There's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run, he's fuzzy, get out of here. - Mitch Hedberg

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I listened to a podcast focused on Bigfoot today, confirmed to me how crazy some

Santos L. Halper

5/23/19 4:36pm

It is interesting that most of us have a high-res video camera

StapleGun

5/23/19 4:39pm

So true. Maybe crazy people only have old Nokia phones.

mudpupper

5/23/19 4:46pm

Agreed. Footage is always shakier and blurrier than a McD's fight in the ghetto.

Santos L. Halper

5/23/19 4:50pm

It is interesting how technology has changed myths and legends.

Zedhead

5/23/19 6:09pm

I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault

shakavaka

5/23/19 6:10pm

So on one hand you say it’s bunk, but on the other you site MoF that confirms it

USMCdad

5/23/19 4:40pm

I'll clarify. Bigfoot believers claim there is a large and viable population

Santos L. Halper

5/23/19 4:49pm

Flat Earthers make Bigfoot enthusiasts look sane.

mudpupper

5/23/19 4:44pm

We got ourselves a glober here. You think this is accurate?:

rcbyufan

5/23/19 4:58pm

Actually most globes are fairly innacurate.

mudpupper

5/23/19 5:12pm

And they're completely smooth, which is patently absurd

rcbyufan

5/23/19 5:29pm

I don't trust Bill Nye

Cougarrr

5/23/19 5:18pm

I could believe, but shows like "Finding Bigfoot" have made me more sceptical

BYUtka

5/23/19 4:44pm

Some postulated it was Cain and Pres. Kimball referenced it in Miracle of

Troy McClure

5/23/19 4:49pm

I've heard it was Esau and his decedents....they were "covered in hair".

socorny

5/23/19 4:57pm

The reason you can't find very good evidence for Bigfoot: he's a time traveler

rcbyufan

5/23/19 4:49pm

This is a sincere argument by some big foot believers. They claim he has access

Santos L. Halper

5/23/19 4:50pm

I guess I should do more research before I try to be funny.

rcbyufan

5/23/19 4:56pm

I found it hilarious, because your joke is one of their sincere claims.

Santos L. Halper

5/23/19 4:58pm

I haven’t heard “time traveler” but I have heard ‘multi dimensional being’...

CoachSpeak

5/23/19 4:54pm

“People who believe in Bigfoot are crazy!”

The Dude Abides

5/23/19 4:54pm

Ya ya, I clarified this above.

Santos L. Halper

5/23/19 5:00pm

Just funny that one makes sense to you and the other doesn’t when both

The Dude Abides

5/23/19 5:01pm

read the history of cain claim. it's lds foklore at best. Kinda sad we are so

Idahofallsblue

5/23/19 5:23pm

I've seen a few hairy scoutmasters that were probably mistaken for bigfoot

mudpupper

5/23/19 4:56pm

Yep. Fossils exist for pretty much every modern species but Bigfoot.

Brisco

5/23/19 5:33pm

Leave science out of this.

777

5/23/19 6:31pm

Guy in my ward in AZ was/is a Bigfoot Hunter

volleyjiver

5/23/19 6:55pm

What is his website?

BYUtka

5/23/19 7:13pm

Subscriber?

Idahofallsblue

5/23/19 9:15pm

If I were, why would I be asking for the website?

BYUtka

5/23/19 9:22pm

Well I waited 18 min.

Idahofallsblue

5/23/19 10:11pm

It's been 9 years since I was in that Ward

volleyjiver

5/23/19 9:25pm

Oh well. I appreciate the effort. Thanks anyway.

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