A spatula? Never heard that one. You need to use a propane torch

May 26, 2019
4:23:00pm

volleyjiver All-American

Mother scorpions carry tiny babies on their backs and a whack from a spatula just scatters the babies. A torch kills them all. Plus, using a torch is more fun.

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POLL: How many of these paid servants do you regularly employ?

LiveCoug

5/26/19 3:06pm

Is the bug guy also my worm guy?

DKN

5/26/19 3:09pm

Explain monthly bug guy/gal. Is that someone taking care of bees or getting rid

ataylor

5/26/19 3:10pm

A guy/gal that comes and sprays your house so your wife won't be scared

LiveCoug

5/26/19 3:11pm

Monthly?

ataylor

5/26/19 3:12pm

I guess contracts are quarterly, but they come out as often as requested

LiveCoug

5/26/19 3:12pm

Very common in AZ

kotacoug

5/26/19 3:18pm

Yeah, I guess I wouldn’t want scorpions in my house either. Yet another reminder

ataylor

5/26/19 3:50pm

We don't pay anyone, we hunt them twice a year with a spatula and black light

permiso

5/26/19 4:05pm

A spatula? Never heard that one. You need to use a propane torch

volleyjiver

5/26/19 4:23pm

Torch would reach into areas a BBQ spatula wouldn't

permiso

5/26/19 4:41pm

Hard question. I’m not sure if I employ them or if my butler does.

Zaphod

5/26/19 3:18pm

True. One of my assistants handles that stuff.

shammy

5/26/19 4:39pm

I gave in and get my lawn sprayed a few times per summer and get a bug spray.

Cougarrr

5/26/19 4:01pm

2/5 through HOA

NWCoug

5/26/19 4:55pm

My wife gets an allowance.

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