If you are a salesman for some company like Vivint, it’s easy to

Jun 17, 2019
8:10:38am

Philosoraptor All-American

exaggerate your salary, because you could just take your highest-performing month and extrapolate that out to an annual salary.

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Awkward flight story of the day. I had to catch a red eye last night to Virginia

Nuke

6/17/19 5:26am

RE: Awkward flight story of the day. I had to catch a red eye last night to Virginia

Cheesy Gordita

6/17/19 5:45am

Probably like this

coolcats

6/17/19 5:48am

Lol. His girlfriend won’t even hear about the incident.

Philosoraptor

6/17/19 6:03am

She’ll find out about his proclivities if she sticks with him long enough

coolcats

6/17/19 6:04am

I do this every now and then

kapcreations

6/17/19 6:58am

He must’ve already been on the Eastern Europe trip.

Six Foot Seven

6/17/19 6:23am

I don't think the Eastern Europe trip is for closers

Cheesy Gordita

6/17/19 6:29am

Or maybe the cheapest connecting flight to the Ukraine was through VaBeach

BYUheaven

6/17/19 6:59am

I think I believe his earnings estimate now.

dYrtbYkerYder

6/17/19 6:38am

He’s been taking some good notes during seduction club

scootsy

6/17/19 7:01am

RE: He’s been taking some good notes during seduction club

foofcoug

6/17/19 7:03am

Maybe he's club president.

kolob32

6/17/19 7:41am

How does that even happen? He follows the two basic rules of dating.

vagabonder

6/17/19 7:10am

the one thing I've found in my life and people who talk about how much they make

whiteninja

6/17/19 8:05am

If you are a salesman for some company like Vivint, it’s easy to

Philosoraptor

6/17/19 8:10am

being a sales person..most sales people are like this unfortunately...

whiteninja

6/17/19 8:14am

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rivercitycoug

6/17/19 8:22am

This post is just begging for a reverse.

rebelCoug

6/17/19 8:28am

or it is one and I didn't read the original.

rebelCoug

6/17/19 8:29am

This story perfectly captures the essence of what a Vivint Bro is

Machiavelli

6/17/19 9:31am

The funny thing about that is I knew Todd Petersen at BYU

Johnny Vatos

6/17/19 9:51am

Props to the both of them

Conan

6/17/19 9:59am

They didn't invite you to join?

Santos L. Halper

6/17/19 10:02am

Awesome story, but only if the chic was attractive

Sale

6/17/19 2:37pm

I forgot to add that they had ordered a few alcoholic beverages which played a

Nuke

6/17/19 3:04pm

RE: I forgot to add that they had ordered a few alcoholic beverages which played

Santos L. Halper

6/17/19 3:35pm

I sold back in the day when Vivint was APEX alarm. Had a married coworker

greatbam

6/18/19 1:16am

My first boss was married to a girl in accounting, but seeing another girl in sales. One day, he left a voicemail on...

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