...and then went home and took a nap (no kids at the time).

When I woke up from my nap, I reached up onto a shelf in my closet and grabbed a pair of shorts that I hadn't worn in a while, and when I put them on, I found my wife's wedding ring (missing for 3+ years and long-since thought lost and never to be seen again) in the pocket. When I showed her my discovery, she broke down crying, and then smacked me upside the head a few times.