After the crappy continental breakfast hype session and when they took us into the separate room for negotiations, I immediately informed the salesperson that we had no intention to buy and only came for the tickets.

She cheerily said, 'No problem. We get that all the time. Just let me ask you a couple of quick questions and then we'll get you on your way.

Fast forward to about 1/2 hour later and her yelling at me and my wife for not wanting to build lasting memories with our kids. Telling us we're trash for wasting her time, etc...  Talk about a 180-degree turn from her earlier demeanor. I just smiled and she said, 'I guess you think this is all just a joke.'

I said, 'Yeah, kinda. Where do we get our tickets?'

She huffed away and another guy came over to show us where to get the tickets.

If she had just taken us at our word at the onset and given us the tickets, no hassle, no shouting, and we both get 30 minutes of our lives back.

After that, my wife won't ever do it again...