75% is cancer, 25% heart disease, if I go out like my parents or grandparents

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Jul 18, 2019
10:43:33am

Jimo Dashen All-American

75% is cancer, 25% heart disease, if I go out like my parents or grandparents

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Jimo Dashen

Previous username: byusuvu
Bio page: Jimo Dashen
Joined: Mar 21, 2011
Last login: May 5, 2024
Total posts: 8,848 (75 FO)

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Messages

Author

Time

What do you think will be the cause of your demise in this life?

Borg

7/18/19 10:41am

Some infectious disease.

scootsy

7/18/19 10:42am

🤬 ...anti vaxers!!

Borg

7/18/19 10:51am

Cancer for sure. Already had it, and it’s gonna get me at some point.

Natedog916

7/18/19 10:43am

Same here

soupie

7/19/19 2:37pm

RE: Same here

Natedog916

7/19/19 3:14pm

RE: Same here

soupie

7/19/19 4:37pm

Probably heart failure

Cougarrr

7/18/19 10:43am

Just need to start doing 50 pushups/day

scootsy

7/18/19 10:43am

Stroke

SJS

7/18/19 10:43am

75% is cancer, 25% heart disease, if I go out like my parents or grandparents

Jimo Dashen

7/18/19 10:43am

RE: What do you think will be the cause of your demise in this life?

Sea Chicken

7/18/19 10:45am

WW3

AlphaCoug

7/18/19 10:45am

Blimp accident

TNT

7/18/19 10:51am

Not nice to refer to your GF like that

tander123

7/18/19 11:05am

RE: What do you think will be the cause of your demise in this life?

Hawk Talons

7/18/19 10:52am

Snap from the Infinity Gauntlet

lawilson

7/18/19 10:53am

I will be hit by some 15 year old girl in her car texting while I'm on my bike

RC Vikings

7/18/19 10:54am

Me too!

Borg

7/18/19 10:56am

Complications from mishandling illegal firearm possession.

7/18/19 10:56am

Diabeetus

WDaddy

7/18/19 10:58am

I’ll probably die like Kenny from South Park

Zaphod

7/18/19 10:59am

Single vehicle accident.

Homercles

7/18/19 11:00am

Skiing into a tree on a powder day. Ecstasy and the agony.

Kauai

7/18/19 11:00am

RE: Skiing into a tree on a powder day. Ecstasy and the agony.

Sea Chicken

7/18/19 11:04am

I feel like that would be hard

7/19/19 1:43pm

Yeah your probably right. Maybe a powder day and then into a tree well. 🙂

Kauai

7/19/19 5:27pm

There you go!

7/19/19 6:53pm

A freak gasoline fight accident.

harrY

7/18/19 11:05am

If Utah wins on Aug. 29, it might be self inflicted in the early morning 8/30.

JasonJDelmonico

7/18/19 11:35am

Massive Stroke while 🎣 fishing in Alaska

CBaass

7/18/19 12:03pm

Likely a preventable disease that I let fester due to lax medical care

BYU Fan

7/18/19 12:18pm

Hopefully translated in the twinkling of an eye

LV Mike

7/18/19 4:59pm

Was waiting for this one!

Borg

7/18/19 6:50pm

Don’t you have to be righteous for that

spugeddy24

7/18/19 9:11pm

Heart attack

spugeddy24

7/18/19 9:10pm

I used to think it would be due to a gunshot wound, but not so much anymore

Breaded Hamster

7/18/19 9:18pm

When I was 6 I would have said quicksand. Now I’m not so sure.

TheLoanArranger

7/18/19 10:24pm

I've been stuck in quicksand a few times...

7/19/19 12:46pm

yikes

7/19/19 1:57pm

Continual losses to Utah...

morningcalmcougar

7/19/19 11:17am

There's a good chance suicide, if I get a disease like ALS...

7/19/19 12:42pm

Cancer definitely.

soupie

7/19/19 2:37pm

Exploding diarrhea...thanks betos

whiteninja

7/19/19 5:02pm

I misread this as Beto at first...he gives me The runs as well.

Natedog916

7/19/19 7:23pm

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