We had a big family reunion on my Mort side. At the end they handed out water bottles as a keepsake. The water bottles have the large initials "MF" with the word "Reunion 2019" in smaller type below. Even among the straight arrow, return missionary kids there was an immediate Butthead chuckle that could be heard. My wife looked at me and asked what everyone was laughing about. I told her they were just glad they came to this MF'n reunion. Then she got it.

Are we a bunch of unworthy derelicts?