Assume its been posted, but from SI's article on baseball right now comes this joke. I'm not offended, just find it so weird.

"The Dumbest Move of the Week

Going onto the field during the game if you’re a fan is a bad idea. You might get a fun highlight out of it, or a hug, or a chance at some slip and slide. But regardless of what you do when your feet touch the grass, your night’s going to end in ejection and possible arrest, and maybe even a lifetime ban from the stadium. If you’re going to ignore all that and jump the fence, though, please consider doing it in a more interesting fashion than this dude at Sunday’s Pirates-Phillies game, who nonchalantly ambled up to home plate to try to say hi to (for some reason) Brad Miller.

On the one hand, kudos for not rushing a player and making him think that he’s about to get tackled by a random idiot. On the other hand, there’s something deeply unnerving about a guy slowly walking up, hand extended, as if he’s about to tell you about the Humane Society or the Church of Latter Day Saints, which is probably why Miller just kept backing away." https://www.si.com/mlb/2019/07/23/baseball-standings-wild-card-trade-deadline