Yep. The next worst is a cricket in your room or just outside your window.

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Aug 9, 2019
9:22:00am

dilbert All-American

Yep. The next worst is a cricket in your room or just outside your window.

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dilbert

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Nothing can plant murder in your heart like the chirrup of a smoke detector

panguitch

8/9/19 9:20am

Yep. The next worst is a cricket in your room or just outside your window.

dilbert

8/9/19 9:22am

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Buffalo

8/9/19 9:23am

RE: or birds churruping, or dogs baracking

Dynasty1

8/9/19 9:25am

And it never starts in the daytime. It's always the middle of the night.

RexKwanDan

8/9/19 9:27am

Thanks Skynet!

TNT

8/9/19 9:27am

It's science

Skeptical Optimist

8/9/19 9:38am

I'll tell the judge that science made me do it.

panguitch

8/9/19 9:42am

RE: It's science

RexKwanDan

8/9/19 9:52am

Or just install a heater next to your smoke detector.

dilbert

8/9/19 10:05am

Or a rattle in the cab of your brand new truck

deejo

8/9/19 9:28am

Why is it ALWAYS the middle of the night???

8/9/19 10:18am

And why do you have to check 3 different ones before you verify the right one?

Fdnman

8/9/19 10:26am

I’ve seriously considered that death by fire might be a better option to having

Cobra Venom

8/9/19 1:48pm

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