Can't believe the things I endure on a daily/weekly basis at work ... and sad to say from an actual BYU grad though I'm pretty sure he's not a BYU fan (he's got tons of Zags swag all over his cubicle). 

Here's today's edition ...  He has a distinct odor and somebody left him a cryptic note (referred to "somebody" on the team) about his smell (but note was left on HIS desk), but failed to explicitly say it's about HIM.  He just left my office after counseling me to wear more deodorant.  Went so far as to say purchasing high quality deodorant is one of the few legitimate reasons to take on credit card debt.  Not sure what that was about.