There is a correlation between how overweight a man is and cargo shorts
worn. Not like a sleeker material and subdued pocket style of cargo shorts but the gigantic frumpy cotton ones with haggard pockets sticking with the big zippers with a corresponding cotton sewn handle thing. People watched like crazy in Tennessee and it fit for both BYU and Tennessee fans. If you have a 44 or above inch waist there is almost zero percent chance you weren't in huge cargo shorts.