Lamest excuse contest for not going to the game

Sep 14, 2019
10:51:02am

coolcats All-American

Come up with the lamest reason you ARE NOT attending the game.

I’ll start. I want to cut emissions and lower my carbon footprint by not making the drive.

Most combined smileys, thumbs up, thumbs down, and frowny faces wins.

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coolcats

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Author

Time

Lamest excuse contest for not going to the game

coolcats

9/14/19 10:51am

BYU plays better when I watch on TV

bringbackncaa

9/14/19 10:51am

BYU hasn't beat a halfway decent team at home since 2016.

SandYFan

9/14/19 10:53am

I live thousands of miles from Provo and had to clean the church today

a priori

9/14/19 10:55am

I’m already at 12

DieHarder

9/14/19 10:55am

My memory foam stadium chair broke

Noni Fruit

9/14/19 10:55am

I conceal carry and I ain’t letting any lib unarm me at the stadium. So

Baron

9/14/19 10:57am

I want to watch the yewts game on split screen

Jimo Dashen

9/14/19 10:58am

Ministering

Tare

9/14/19 10:58am

Not worth the price/hassle/time

billyrust

9/14/19 10:59am

Too many BYU fans standing up and screaming during the game, and it makes me

cougaman

9/14/19 11:00am

I have to wash my cat

Zip

9/14/19 11:00am

Im busy rioting with my ANTIFA brothers

Backcountry

9/14/19 11:00am

I snort laughed at this, well done

Helm Hammerhand

9/14/19 12:53pm

Someone posted earlier that it was too hot!!??? WHAT???

Desert Rat

9/14/19 11:01am

My chives sprouted.

byubyu

9/14/19 11:01am

I don’t want to watch BYU lose again

DKN

9/14/19 11:04am

My flight last night was cancelled due to weather.

LeftOfNormal

9/14/19 11:10am

link:

O Gaucho

9/14/19 11:11am

It’s too warm. I’m going to the temple. We lost to utah. The offense isn’t

chilango

9/14/19 11:13am

Waiting for the team to make a coaching change #FireBronco

downtownchrisbrown

9/14/19 11:17am

They're not in the afternoons anymore...

VACOUGFAN

9/14/19 11:17am

I’m hiding from Dateline’s Chris Hansen

dk4

9/14/19 11:18am

RE: I’m hiding from Dateline’s Chris Hansen

Carnac

9/14/19 1:14pm

I’m in India with a serious case of Delhi Belly.

Six Foot Seven

9/14/19 11:19am

I'm too busy wearing BYU gear at the Utah game?

Cougarclaw

9/14/19 11:20am

On a plane to Moscow

rommeliv

9/14/19 11:24am

i cant decide which hat to wear.

zephyr

9/14/19 11:34am

Church meetings

midlandcoug

9/14/19 11:41am

I am not going to game because

BYUvermont

9/14/19 11:49am

I just don’t care enough to spend the time or money and have found better....

Bonoman

9/14/19 12:00pm

I'm boxing up my AR15 to give to Francis Beto

Cougrrrs Roll

9/14/19 12:08pm

Because I am a Ute

MGundy

9/14/19 12:37pm

I'm lame. No literally half my body isn't functioning properly due to my stroke.

DJROSS

9/14/19 1:19pm

I’ll be at my brothers wedding instead

Hutch65

9/14/19 1:29pm

I don’t have sunscreen

coug719

9/14/19 2:50pm

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