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My son found a snake in our backyard. He almost stepped on him.

2FarGone No One of Consequence

Apr 30, 11:51pm

He knew what you were when you picked him up.

BlooCoug

Apr 30, 11:55pm

The son or the snake?

TNT

Apr 30, 11:55pm

Four of six in the household are barfing. I’m one of the two spared. No one has

The Pope

Apr 30, 11:48pm

Justified

TNT

Apr 30, 11:33pm

Is this real?

TNT

Apr 30, 11:29pm

I bought Dodgers tickets for yesterday and tomorrow. I might try the lottery.

JAGA97

Apr 30, 11:27pm

Classic Dave Roberts

AZ Coug

Apr 30, 11:16pm

5 to 10 is being very generous of you. I’d say it’s a lot more than that.

WY_CougFan

Apr 30, 11:27pm

I thought Knack was tiring. It's his 3rd MLB game.

Methusaleh22

Apr 30, 11:30pm

He's always been a starter and went 6 innings (94 pitches) 6 days ago

AZ Coug

Apr 30, 11:38pm

I don't care what he went. Today he was fading and walked the leadoff hotter in

Methusaleh22

Apr 30, 11:42pm

but to replace him with a gas can like Grove? When your bullpen is already

AZ Coug

Apr 30, 11:43pm

He put up a zero despite inheriting Knack's walk.

Methusaleh22

Apr 30, 11:46pm

Yes, he did. And he'll be the guy pitching playoff innings for Dave

AZ Coug

Apr 30, 11:53pm

And I suspect Vesia will be the Graterol of 2024

AZ Coug

12:00am

5 is the new normal. Mark my words, within the next 3 years we see a minimum

Uno Doctoro

Apr 30, 11:42pm

I never have a clue why a balk is called when it is... except that time.

Methusaleh22

Apr 30, 11:03pm

I don't know what game you are watching, but balk rules are simple. Non-pivot

Uno Doctoro

Apr 30, 11:40pm

I know the rules. I just never see what they see. DBacks Mantiply had a seizure

Methusaleh22

Apr 30, 11:44pm

Devin Downing- WR in the transfer portal

Das_Countach

Apr 30, 11:01pm

Kids an absolute baller. Hope we keep him

archie

Apr 30, 11:15pm

What the hades is happening in Provo???

pegushin

Apr 30, 11:26pm

You should know the answer to that

TNT

Apr 30, 11:29pm

Yep, you know it's bad when a walk-on wr like 10th on the depth chart transfers

bluescholar

Apr 30, 11:50pm

Doom......doom!

TNT

Apr 30, 11:51pm

He isn't on the two deep and wants to play I'd guess.

JuicyJam

Apr 30, 11:49pm

Hmm Maybe it's that the deadline to enter portal is tomorrow & guys are buried on depth chart. Just a hunch.

Soupie

Apr 30, 11:53pm

Don’t even know who they is

kotacoug

Apr 30, 11:38pm

Zach Wilson and Trey Lance both didn’t have the 5th year option picked up

OU Cougar

Apr 30, 10:59pm

I agree. Sadly there’s a real possibility they’re both out of the league or

macdizzle

Apr 30, 11:02pm

...nothing sad, Zach is set for life, even if it doesnt work out in the NFL

Das_Countach

Apr 30, 11:07pm

I think they’ll both be on rosters next year.

DieHarder

Apr 30, 11:10pm

Agreed on Lance. I think he’ll even stay in Dallas, just not on the 5th year option

RealTaysomHill

Apr 30, 11:13pm

If they re-sign Dak to a long-term deal I think Lance would go somewhere else.

DieHarder

Apr 30, 11:17pm

Both will be on rosters. Neither was worth paying $20+M/yr to.

ManicBlue

Apr 30, 11:22pm

1 Canadian team down, 3 to go. 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽

TCuz Coastal Elite

Apr 30, 10:51pm

The DBacks Serpientes uniforms tonight are the ugliest I've seen in a long time.

jdub FORMER USER

Apr 30, 10:43pm

RE: The DBacks Serpientes uniforms tonight are the ugliest I've seen in a long

MrSandman

Apr 30, 10:49pm

They're horrible. 9.4 on the Padres City Connect scale of uniform ugliness.

Methusaleh22

Apr 30, 10:50pm

You are so right about it looking even worse on Joc

jdub

Apr 30, 11:10pm

It's amazing what a difference it makes to have one kid gone from the house...

Penske Material All-American

Apr 30, 10:33pm

He’s reading Cougarboard right now

Future_Tacos

Apr 30, 10:39pm

This summer I lose 2 kids to marriages and one kid leaves on his mission.

Benfica1

Apr 30, 11:26pm

Poor Jets fana - they are very supportive, but glad the AVs won.

epcoug

Apr 30, 10:31pm

Go Avs!

Oompabluepaw

Apr 30, 10:30pm

Avs are hot!

Vert der Frick

Apr 30, 10:34pm

Connor Hellebuyck is a fraud. Avs with 27 goals in 5 games. Vezina?

kimdaddy35

Apr 30, 10:28pm

*28

kimdaddy35

Apr 30, 10:30pm

I love my Dodgers but please stop whatever celebration that is after a hit

Countcougula

Apr 30, 10:22pm

RE: I love my Dodgers but please stop whatever celebration that is after a hit

Methusaleh22

Apr 30, 10:25pm

Dodgers 4th team in last 7 years to not strike out in a game. Making up for lost

Methusaleh22

Apr 30, 10:21pm

Cheap shot by Winnipeg.

FabLabCougar

Apr 30, 10:10pm

Cheap shots all game long

Vert der Frick

Apr 30, 10:33pm

How is BYU missing here?

OU Cougar

Apr 30, 9:57pm

The first filter they used was below a 20% acceptance rate for private

cougarfann888

Apr 30, 9:59pm

BYU’s acceptance rate is surprisingly high.

BlooCoug

Apr 30, 10:17pm

BYU is weird. It may be the only school that is glad more people don’t apply.

gwalker

Apr 30, 10:21pm

A guess: Considered elite amongst active LDS. Others not so much?

OmahaOmaha

Apr 30, 11:14pm

Probably true.

BlooCoug

Apr 30, 11:15pm

Does Acorn live in Phoenix?

Salami Karate

Apr 30, 9:56pm

California

Sandy Lyle

Apr 30, 10:01pm

Missouri

STL

Apr 30, 10:11pm

POLL: Best Texas metro to live in?

Odysseus

Apr 30, 9:49pm

I don't even live there and I know it's Dallas.

2FarGone

Apr 30, 9:50pm

At least Austin has hills nearby, and Houston the Gulf. I can't do

Cougar Junkie

Apr 30, 9:53pm

Houston maybe, Austin has way too many California transplants

2FarGone

Apr 30, 9:53pm

No more than Dallas

A Drew Aitch

Apr 30, 9:56pm

Dallas has ONE hill. Or maybe it's just a grassy knoll

OldFogey

Apr 30, 10:03pm

It’s a landfill. I miss take it for a hill all the time.

Shawarma

Apr 30, 11:22pm

It’s Austin and it’s not close.

A Drew Aitch

Apr 30, 9:56pm

If money isn’t an issue and you work from home or live near work. (I love the area as well as San Antonio)

byuTX

Apr 30, 10:04pm

Austin and SA are the only places I’D live in Texas. Maybe retire in the Hill Co

A Drew Aitch

Apr 30, 10:07pm

I think I could find a couple dozen places I’d live here, including Austin, SAT, a couple parts of Houston, but I think

byuTX

Apr 30, 10:15pm

RE: POLL: Best Texas metro to live in?

creameryon9th

Apr 30, 9:58pm

If I were to go back I’d choose DFW this time- Austin is great, but for the money you can get a better house/neighbor-

BeyondTheMark

Apr 30, 10:00pm

Definitely Austin or Dallas

Scott_Tenorman

Apr 30, 10:05pm

Austin is great. We love it here. I grew up in Houston. South Houston. It was horrible

YIsForBrigham

Apr 30, 10:35pm

Uh, where's Amarillo, Lubbock and El Paso??

Das_Countach

Apr 30, 10:56pm

On the list of worst Texas metros to live in

CougarVeteran

Apr 30, 11:12pm

Suamataia will compete for starting left tackle against last year’s 3rd rd pick?

combblai

Apr 30, 9:44pm

Too bad we didn't have a decent OL coach the past 2 yrs. 🙁

ManicBlue

Apr 30, 9:49pm

Finally TNT agrees with ManicBlue

TNT

Apr 30, 11:35pm

Isaac Davis plans?

marksaeration

Apr 30, 9:41pm

his dad has been on cougarboard multiple times since then assuring the fanbase

cwilke1

Apr 30, 9:42pm

Maybe we need to pin this. It's been said almost as much as Young as new coach.

ochobeeguy

Apr 30, 11:40pm

Still all in on BYU. Playing next season.

Soupie

Apr 30, 9:42pm

That is great! I look forward to seeing what he can do in the BIG 12.

marksaeration

Apr 30, 9:55pm

Actively trying to recruit his buddy he plays with on his AAU team that was just

Chefcurry

Apr 30, 9:52pm

Seen him golfing a few times

OU Cougar

Apr 30, 10:00pm

He's in Provo already? Where seeing him?

CLCougar

Apr 30, 10:06pm

No Idaho Falls

OU Cougar

Apr 30, 10:26pm

Isaac Davis highlights

combblai

12:03am

Had lunch with the BYU Babe today

The 435 All-American

Apr 30, 9:40pm

Did she hit you up for a subscription too?

Soupie

Apr 30, 9:43pm

We are all witnesses...we heard it here first!

volleyjiver

Apr 30, 9:45pm

Is she actually a…you know…like her name would indicate?

JackStack

Apr 30, 9:46pm

RE: Is she actually a…you know…like her name would indicate?

Cletus the Fetus

Apr 30, 10:27pm

Isn't she a dude?

2FarGone

Apr 30, 9:47pm

RE: Isn't she a dude?

m0resn0w

Apr 30, 9:48pm

Some rumors are true. Some aren’t.

The 435

Apr 30, 9:56pm

sooooo, she identifies as a babe? ...or a dude?

Das_Countach

Apr 30, 10:28pm

Her posts are starting to read like horoscopes. She’s been right sometimes

BlooCoug

Apr 30, 9:51pm

RE: Had lunch with the BYU Babe today

Stucoug83

Apr 30, 9:57pm

With out being specific how many interesting things are there?

calblue

Apr 30, 9:57pm

"...one player and/or coach will be announced within the next month." Say what? Does that qualify as bold prediction?

roseyscenario

Apr 30, 9:59pm

Exactly, Rosey!

BYUJoJo

Apr 30, 10:17pm

Had lunch with the babe, can confirm BYU will hire a full staff and announce it

curry30

Apr 30, 10:20pm

Thanks, man. I'm sure I speak for everybody when I say we appreciate the inside look!

CalGTR

Apr 30, 10:25pm

Is Mrs. Lippy's car green?

Loafer

Apr 30, 10:01pm

Billy likes to drink soda.

Bossk82

Apr 30, 10:56pm

RE: Had lunch with the BYU Babe today

Mississippi

Apr 30, 10:07pm

How do I only pick one?

DieHarder

Apr 30, 9:40pm

The program was riding on Conover developing into a starter. The others were all

mudpupper

Apr 30, 9:45pm

D-backs vs Dodgers beekeeper arrives to “I need a hero” and then throws out

MrSandman

Apr 30, 9:38pm

That’s awesome

crimedog

Apr 30, 10:04pm

These tornados are huge

tippmancoug

Apr 30, 9:33pm

Did you record that video on your phone?

Cooouuugs

Apr 30, 9:39pm

…. Is this real?

insanobueno

Apr 30, 9:40pm

RE: These tornados are huge

BIG XII Coug

Apr 30, 9:42pm

Why is it rotating clockwise

Buffalo

Apr 30, 9:51pm

Because it’s in Australia?

A Drew Aitch

Apr 30, 9:55pm

Oh man. LOL

TNT

Apr 30, 11:38pm

Anyone ever been to Karbala?

calvindyer

Apr 30, 9:26pm

Unfortunately.

vagabonder

Apr 30, 9:34pm

Not exactly a great tourist destination…

mobicurious

Apr 30, 9:36pm

Ashura is fascinating. The other 50 weeks a year, not so much.

vagabonder

Apr 30, 9:41pm

I searched it on Google Maps and saw pictures of people there, so, yes!

CertainDeath

Apr 30, 10:39pm

The gulf between good and bad Mexican food is smaller than the gulf between

macdizzle

Apr 30, 9:20pm

There is a big gulf in Chinese food, as anybody who has been to China or Taiwan

Cougar Junkie

Apr 30, 9:23pm

Ughh….yeah, I’ve had some atrocious Chinese food.

BoiseBlue

Apr 30, 9:45pm

A good rule of thumb is to eat at restaurants popular with Chinese people.

Cougar Junkie

Apr 30, 9:49pm

I’d argue pizza has a smaller bad-good gulf

Sir_Ten

Apr 30, 9:23pm

Totally disagree. Some pizza is inedible

macdizzle

Apr 30, 9:25pm

Totino's?

Cougar Junkie

Apr 30, 9:28pm

RE: Totino's?

TheHop

Apr 30, 9:29pm

I think I ate it once, like 40 years ago. I'd rather have prison food.

Cougar Junkie

Apr 30, 9:30pm

It's my fave frozen pizza

TheHop

Apr 30, 9:32pm

That is a very low bar, my friend.

Cougar Junkie

Apr 30, 9:34pm

Frozen Pizza is already a very low bar...so.....

TheHop

Apr 30, 9:52pm

I have never had inedible pizza

TheHop

Apr 30, 9:28pm

Pizza Hut and Pizza Pie Cafe are both inedible. I can do Little Ceasers

johnnybyu

Apr 30, 10:10pm

Rumor is it that is what the teams have been watching during the delay

Leishdoggydog

Apr 30, 9:19pm

Gotta love this guy on MLB network who has apparently never seen a bee suit.

Corn Pop

Apr 30, 9:15pm

I hate that Diamondback games are blacked out in Utah

crimedog

Apr 30, 9:16pm

Me too. I always thought that Utah was considered more in the Rockies market...

lbmango

Apr 30, 9:18pm

Don’t worry. MLB is coming to SLC soon 🤞

BlooCoug

Apr 30, 9:19pm

Then those games will be blacked out...

311polo

Apr 30, 9:52pm

Um ok sure

goblin

Apr 30, 9:52pm

Nobody thought this would come to Utah either:

BlooCoug

Apr 30, 10:01pm

You guys can have them lol

goblin

Apr 30, 10:16pm

Just that people in Arizona actually care about the D-Backs.

goblin

Apr 30, 10:16pm

Gladly.

BlooCoug

Apr 30, 10:18pm

Jack Ryan season 2 really went off the rails.

vagabonder

Apr 30, 9:11pm

3 is worse

Longseason

Apr 30, 9:13pm

After JR2, I never even started 3.

Emmett Fitz-Hume

Apr 30, 9:23pm

And it gets even worse in season 3

TADOW

Apr 30, 9:13pm

I still haven't finished season 3.

crimedog

Apr 30, 9:18pm

I only made it through an episode or 2 of season 2.

YSMACK

Apr 30, 9:25pm

I wish they'd stuck to the book Jack Ryan

B Blue

Apr 30, 9:31pm

It would be easy to have Ding Chavez, John Clark or Sam Fisher do the black ops

vagabonder

Apr 30, 9:38pm

One of the worst seasons I’ve seen in any show. So dumb.

Japan Coug

Apr 30, 9:33pm

Loved season 3 & 4 the best.

aaronmania

Apr 30, 9:59pm

Season 2 was the worst. 3 was better, 4 was ok.

Pepe

Apr 30, 10:22pm

TNT watched the first season. It was good

TNT

Apr 30, 11:42pm

Article: Zach Wilson’s 5th-year option reportedly won’t be picked up by the Denver Broncos. What could this mean for his future? View

[Deseret News]

Apr 30, 9:09pm

What do you mean “what does this mean?”

RealTaysomHill

Apr 30, 9:26pm

Sounds like they are just educating the uneducated. Unfortunately the casual fan isn't aware of how NFL contracts work.

RootieBoy

Apr 30, 9:31pm

Bee keeper vacuumed up all the bees!

brazilcoug

Apr 30, 9:06pm

Did this just happen?

Whosyourdaddy

Apr 30, 9:11pm

Yes. Game scheduled to start at 8:35 local time.

brazilcoug

Apr 30, 9:12pm

Great! Thanks.

Whosyourdaddy

Apr 30, 9:12pm

I did this with a swarm once. It did not end well for the bees.

RJCOD

Apr 30, 9:17pm

The bees are trying to bring the snakes to Salt Lake

Warner

Apr 30, 9:00pm

No

goblin

Apr 30, 9:53pm

At what point is the Dodgers game rescheduled?

Whosyourdaddy

Apr 30, 8:57pm

soon and then a double header tomorrow!

crimedog

Apr 30, 9:07pm

Sol Agave. 5th time eating there tonight. I keep waiting to not be impressed.

ColdFusion1989

Apr 30, 8:55pm

You’ve eaten there 5 times tonight?

Magathis

Apr 30, 9:00pm

RE: You’ve eaten there 5 times tonight?

25mphman

Apr 30, 9:01pm

Felt like it.

ColdFusion1989

Apr 30, 9:01pm

We went to Tepin Chile in Salt Lake tonight and my wife and I both commented

cougarim

Apr 30, 9:00pm

Tried a place in Orem (dangerous I know) last week on a whim. We all really liked it. El Molcajete. FWIW

PJMort

Apr 30, 9:10pm

We went there this week. Loved it!

libertycoug

Apr 30, 9:25pm

Went there last week for the first time. Very good. The chunk of meat they give

kotacoug

Apr 30, 9:23pm

$$$$$$

BYUCougarsFan

Apr 30, 9:28pm

You get what you pay for

Hypnotoad

Apr 30, 11:46pm

I took my wife there for date night a few years ago

TheNerd

Apr 30, 10:21pm

Loved it the first time. Mediocre the second. Haven’t been back

Beggar

Apr 30, 10:28pm

POLL: Worst team in baseball this year?

Methusaleh22

Apr 30, 8:51pm

The Astros*

BlooCoug

Apr 30, 9:11pm

Pretty definitive consensus. The people have spoken.

Methusaleh22

Apr 30, 9:26pm

6 games back on a 3 game win streak. You are jinxing yourself, my friend.

RSL

Apr 30, 9:38pm

Hey, double digit wins. Congrats. And crawled back within 2.5 games of the A's

Methusaleh22

Apr 30, 10:15pm

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