I had on a black polyester/spandex "workout" shirt which he saw when I was trying on the jackets. He asked me, "is that a Zeverachi"? I must have looked confused so he said, "the shirt, is it a Zeverachi?" He was clearly disgusted when I told him it was from REI.

Look, buddy. Not everyone can be a fancy dandy when it comes to their clothing choices. Some of us are doing our best by just being dressed full stop.