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Nov 6, 2019
6:39:54pm

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billyrust

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POLL: Your 5 year old has a cough. What's your first thought?

Santos L. Halper

11/6/19 6:35pm

My first thought is glad it isn't my kid.

mudpupper

11/6/19 6:36pm

Nothing. It will go away sooner or later.

Gigo

11/6/19 6:36pm

ALL coughing stops, eventually...

Snipe

11/6/19 6:41pm

Who gave it to him and who can I blame.

777

11/6/19 6:38pm

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JimmyZ

11/6/19 6:38pm

Just a cough with no other symtoms, absolutely nothing

Cougar Geek

11/6/19 6:38pm

Now my wife, me, and my other kids will get it. So it begins.

brazilcoug

11/6/19 6:39pm

First thought. Stupid 5 year olds putting their hands in their mouths.

Coach's Dad

11/6/19 6:39pm

Paternity test

billyrust

11/6/19 6:39pm

Needs lavender oil and some vaccination reversal shots

Martin Van Nostrand

11/6/19 6:45pm

Are those a thing?

yaxcoug

11/7/19 7:15am

Diabeetus

11/6/19 6:46pm

That’s Diabeevis

Crowgar

11/6/19 6:57pm

RE: Diabeetus

11/6/19 7:34pm

If its productive, childrens mucinex is a good option

quackaddict

11/6/19 6:47pm

Water down the wrong tube.

scootsy

11/6/19 6:52pm

Child needs to go outside and play

TwinsRight

11/6/19 7:01pm

Wait several days unless it’s severe or hoarse/wheezy

D.T. Survivor

11/6/19 7:30pm

My first child, or my fourth?

Zaphod

11/6/19 7:39pm

This is the first thing the doctor wants to know also.

SaturdaySpecialDay

11/6/19 8:07pm

Post nasal drip. steam bath and saline nose spray and pray my kid sleeps

doubled1981

11/6/19 7:44pm

Might have to miss church and watch football instead. A few weeks just to be safe.

Zedhead

11/6/19 7:53pm

First thought? "Feline AIDS... Sorry, gotta amputate."

BYUtka

11/6/19 8:46pm

Fluids and rest. Possibly Mucinex if they can't sleep through it. If it lasts several days, call the nurse line. If it

Smack'sWife

11/6/19 9:32pm

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